Earl and Bubba are sitting in the Dew Drop Inn, sipping on long necks,when Earl blurts out..Bubba, i'm gonna change my lifes direction. Going down to the community college tomorrow and sign up for some courses, going to make something of myself. Next day he meets with counselor, and is advised to take math, english, history, and logic course. Earl ask, "what is logic?' For example, do you own a weedeater? Earl said yes, well logically speaking you have a yard, right? Yes.. well you have a house then... yeah
Then you probably have a girlfriend or a wife...yeah, well then you are logically heterosexual. Thats all logic is. Well Earl proudly tells Bubba what he signed up for..Bubba says he doesn't understand logic. Earl
replies ,its pretty simple, Bubba you own a weedeater don't you. No i don't. Dang Bubba, i never knew you were queer.
Then you probably have a girlfriend or a wife...yeah, well then you are logically heterosexual. Thats all logic is. Well Earl proudly tells Bubba what he signed up for..Bubba says he doesn't understand logic. Earl
replies ,its pretty simple, Bubba you own a weedeater don't you. No i don't. Dang Bubba, i never knew you were queer.
