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I wake up this morning, go to the bathroom, do my business, wash my hands, then rinse out my mouth. Well, as I rinse out my mouth (I always do this before I brush my teeth), I'll clear my throat of any mucus, and I did. After I spit it out, I felt something on the back of my throat, which made me feel like gagging, so I start to "hauck" the stuff out, but can't. I turn the light on and look into the back of my throat and see that my uvula is hanging lower then usual :confused: While keeping my mouth open, I make that "haucking" noise and I see my uvula fly forward and it rests on the back of my tongue LoL It looked weird!!! It looks as if it stretched and got skinnier....what's up with that??? Anyone else ever experiance this? Anyone know why this happened? Just a little background, after I got home from work this past tuesday evening, my temperture(sp?) rose up and I had a who knows what temp fever, and my throat was hurting. I battled the fever until thursday night, where it finally broke. I ended up calling out sick for friday morning (friday is the begining of my work week), cause I still wasn't feeling good. Well, all of friday I'm fever free, but I'm feeling pressure in the back of my head, while feeling a little dizzy and light headed at the same time, and my throat was still hurting. I finally went to the doctor's friday afternoon, and he didn't say much, just said that I had a throat infection, gave me a shot, and some pills for the infection, but didn't say anything about everything thing else I had went thru.

So, what do you guys think?
 
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LMAO!!! You guys are too much! :D LoL
 
Let 2 aspirin dissolve in your mouth. resist swallowing as long as possible. Also resist upchucking if you don't like aspirin taste.

Aspirin is in a family of drugs called NSAID's
Non-Steroidal Anti Inflatory Drugs

The original wonder drug
 
Anyone old enough to remember the Saturday Night Live skit/

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mary's(?) uvula.
Mary's uvula who?

That's all I remember......
 
If you figure out what caused it, let me know, I have something else that I like to have grow and stretch.:D
Now THATS not right...:noway:

But funny as HELL!! :yes: :D :eek:
 
[ open on National Uvula association flash card ]

Announcer: And now, a public service dramatization from the National Uvula Association.

[ dissolve to Babs and her sister sitting in their living room ]

Sister: Gee, Babs, you look like something the cat just dragged in.

Babs: I know. I feel crummy. But I just can't seem to put my finger on what's wrong.

Sister: That's too bad, Babs. Has it ever dawned on you that it just may be your uvula?

Babs: Gee, no, Sis.. I must have stupidly glossed right over my uvula.

Sister: I had a hunch you might've. That's why I made an appointment for you with a top uvula specialist. [ doorbell rings ] Who makes house calls! Right now!

[ Doctor enters the living room ]

Doctor: Hello, I'm the doctor.

Sister: Hi.

Babs: That must be him! [ coughs ]

[ Doctor sits next to Babs on the couch ]

Doctor: I won't beat around the bush, Babs.

Babs: Is it bad?

Doctor: In a nutshell, your uvula is on the fritz. Which reminds me of a little joke. Knock knock!

Babs: Who's there?

Doctor: Babs' uvula.

Babs: Babs' uvula who?

Doctor: I don't know, Babs. But I do know this - you've really let your uvula go to the dogs.

Babs: Yes.. I have..

Sister: I'd like to share this with you, Sis. [ opens a greeting card ] "To Babs: It'll behoove ya', to care for your uvula! Love, Sis."

Babs: Boy, do I hear ya', Sis! From now on, it's strictly good, clean fun. For me and my uvula!

Doctor: That reminds me of a little joke. Knock knock!

Announcer: Who's there?

[ Doctor, Babs and her sister laugh at the surprise interruption ]

Announcer: The preceding dramatization was brought to you by the National Uvula Association
 
[ open on National Uvula association flash card ]

Announcer: And now, a public service dramatization from the National Uvula Association.

[ dissolve to Babs and her sister sitting in their living room ]

Sister: Gee, Babs, you look like something the cat just dragged in.

Babs: I know. I feel crummy. But I just can't seem to put my finger on what's wrong.

Sister: That's too bad, Babs. Has it ever dawned on you that it just may be your uvula?

Babs: Gee, no, Sis.. I must have stupidly glossed right over my uvula.

Sister: I had a hunch you might've. That's why I made an appointment for you with a top uvula specialist. [ doorbell rings ] Who makes house calls! Right now!

[ Doctor enters the living room ]

Doctor: Hello, I'm the doctor.

Sister: Hi.

Babs: That must be him! [ coughs ]

[ Doctor sits next to Babs on the couch ]

Doctor: I won't beat around the bush, Babs.

Babs: Is it bad?

Doctor: In a nutshell, your uvula is on the fritz. Which reminds me of a little joke. Knock knock!

Babs: Who's there?

Doctor: Babs' uvula.

Babs: Babs' uvula who?

Doctor: I don't know, Babs. But I do know this - you've really let your uvula go to the dogs.

Babs: Yes.. I have..

Sister: I'd like to share this with you, Sis. [ opens a greeting card ] "To Babs: It'll behoove ya', to care for your uvula! Love, Sis."

Babs: Boy, do I hear ya', Sis! From now on, it's strictly good, clean fun. For me and my uvula!

Doctor: That reminds me of a little joke. Knock knock!

Announcer: Who's there?

[ Doctor, Babs and her sister laugh at the surprise interruption ]

Announcer: The preceding dramatization was brought to you by the National Uvula Association
you just make that up?
 
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