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I don't know if any of you have seen this before, but I friend of mines sent this to me and had me laughing pretty hard with it :D

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice
on what could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating
on me.

The usual signs...phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs
up.
My wife has been going out with "the girls" a lot recently although when
I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't
know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home,
but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car
driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner.
Why?

Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see
what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I
think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went
out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to
park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home.

It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I
noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.


Question: Is this something I can fix myself, or should I take it back to
the dealer?

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It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I
noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.


Question: Is this something I can fix myself, or should I take it back to
the dealer?
Answer: No to both. This is normal for a Harley. The oil stains on your driveway are your Harley's way of marking it's territory.
 
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