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I guess he coulda taped a 50 dollar bill to the dash and you wouldn't of been able to grab it off of there, eh?Once Upon a Time I had a ride in a pro-street (1970 Plymouth) 'Cuda. Back halved / Tubbed with huge slicks. Dana Rear. Roll Cage. 440 tunnel ram with 2 carbs. 4 Speed. Fiberglass front end. The driver said "touch the dash" as he popped the clutch. There was no way I could touch the dash. That Cuda was THE quickest car I have ever ridden in (fastest was 1996 Caprice 9C1 at 149 MPH and pedal left)
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I guess he coulda taped a 50 dollar bill to the dash and you wouldn't of been able to grab it off of there, eh?![]()
Haa.....That would be correct.
Haa.....
So, you're saying all these BS stories about can't reach the dash because of the fast car are true?'capt there was no cash involved.
So, you're saying all these BS stories about can't reach the dash because of the fast car are true?
I'd say $500,000 (or more) just to see the look on his face. 🤯Yeah - it's not just car shows, it happens at the race track too. Apparently EVERYBODY had a 65 Impala at one point. About a month ago I had this guy, 65-ish, overweight, rides up to me in the pit area on a golf cart, with his wife.
HIM: I sure do like that Impala
ME; Thanks!
HIM: Is it for sale?
Me: No
HIM: I'm serious, I buy lots of nice old cars
ME: Cool
HIM: So what would it take to buy it?
ME: It's not for sale
HIM: Would would it take to buy it today?
ME: What's your offer?
HIM: What do you want for it?
ME: If I had a for sale sign on it, it would be up to me to name a price. If you're going to keep on after I said it isn't for sale, you need to give me your all-in, no-negotiation, best price you'll pay. I'll give you a YES or NO.
HIM: (rides off on golf cart without another word)
Just another day in the life of an old car owner.
That one always makes me giggleI used to have one exactly like that.
Mine was a different color.
What year is that?
I had a 71 LeSabre, 2dr, hardtop 350...a boat.Since I repair bodies on old cars, I constantly get "they don't make em like they use to". My usual reply is "it's a good thing because they are death traps if you get into a serious accident".
Nah man my buddy went off the road and took out a couple trees and the car only had a scratch on the bumper. Yeah maybe a 6" tall shrub but you aren't plowing over a 50 year old oak tree and not dying on impact. Why people have to outright lie and embellish to the point it's ridiculous is beyond me. Makes me not want to take any of my cars out ever. I have zero patience or time for ridiculous fake stories.