Well, a story from back in the day. I borrowed my Dads truck and took my Kawasaki Mach 111 to New England Dragway in May 1973. I knew I needed a new tire and chain soon, so I went for it.
Ran 14.1, 92 mph, my first runs down a track, Still have the timeslip! Took me until 2005 to better that in the 82. The Chevelle did high 16s at 80 ish, one legged on its second engine and th350 at Gulfport Dragway.
My best car bragging stories are the guys that swear a 351M is a 500 hp big block, and that Cobra kit car has a transmission that ran at Talledega, and a 9 in rear and the like. For the one particular guy, I pointed out the removeable cover and quad shock brackets on his 8.8. Then I pulled out a 100 bill and invited him to Gulfport Dragway, 2 out of 3, on Wed nite, vs my little 82 Mustang. Declined and quit talking cars at work.....
Agonizing, but I have had to listen to several!