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The Fraud (no, it's really real. It says so in the ad!) :noway:
For when your Chevelle is about to get pulled over.
Buy 2 copies in case one disappears! :thumbsup:
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Funny #1
Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado … and off they whirled to the land of OZ.
They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard.
“What brings the Four of You before the Great Wizard of Oz?”
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said: ”I’ve come for some Courage.” ”No Problem! said the Wizard. Who’s next?”
Richard Nixon stepped forward, “Well, I think I need a Heart.” ”Done! says the Wizard.
Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?”
Up stepped Bush and said, “I’m told that I need a Brain.”
“No problem! said the Wizard. Consider it done.”
Then there is a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around,
But he doesn’t say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, “Well, what do you want?”
“IS DOROTHY HERE?”
Funny #2
A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there’s an ad for ‘Bear Removers.’
He calls the number, and the bear remover says he’ll be over in 30 minutes
The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He’s got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.
‘What are you going to do?’ the homeowner asks?
‘I’m going to put this ladder up against the roof, then, I’m going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van.’ He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.
‘What’s the shotgun for?’, asks the homeowner.
‘If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog.’
The Scary
Yea, I'll trade my big 'ol safe SUV for one of these by-product eco-cars..
The Fraud (no, it's really real. It says so in the ad!) :noway:
For when your Chevelle is about to get pulled over.
Buy 2 copies in case one disappears! :thumbsup:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=140234743015&ssPageName=STRK:MESE:IT&ih=004
Funny #1
Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado … and off they whirled to the land of OZ.
They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard.
“What brings the Four of You before the Great Wizard of Oz?”
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said: ”I’ve come for some Courage.” ”No Problem! said the Wizard. Who’s next?”
Richard Nixon stepped forward, “Well, I think I need a Heart.” ”Done! says the Wizard.
Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?”
Up stepped Bush and said, “I’m told that I need a Brain.”
“No problem! said the Wizard. Consider it done.”
Then there is a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around,
But he doesn’t say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, “Well, what do you want?”
“IS DOROTHY HERE?”
Funny #2
A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there’s an ad for ‘Bear Removers.’
He calls the number, and the bear remover says he’ll be over in 30 minutes
The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He’s got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.
‘What are you going to do?’ the homeowner asks?
‘I’m going to put this ladder up against the roof, then, I’m going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van.’ He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.
‘What’s the shotgun for?’, asks the homeowner.
‘If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog.’
The Scary
Yea, I'll trade my big 'ol safe SUV for one of these by-product eco-cars..
:beers: Now go enjoy your Holiday Weekend and say a BIG "Thank You" to all those who are or have served in the Military! :beers:
