[Les Saville]

Don't know if it has been posted but here it is anyway.


Two Radical Arab Terrorists boarded a flight out of London.

One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat.

Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat.

After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was
settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, 'I need to get up and
get a coke.' 'Don't get up,' said the Marine, 'I'm in the aisle seat,
'I'll get it for you.'

A s soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and
spat in it. When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said,
'That looks good, I'd really like one, too.' Again, the Marine
obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Arab picked up
the Marines other shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned, they
all sat back and enjoyed the flight.

As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and
knew immediately what had happened. He leaned over and asked his Arab
neighbors.... 'Why does it have to be this way?'

'How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This
hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?'


THE FEW. THE PROUD.. THE MARINES.

 

[65 Turbo Camino]

:thumbsup::thumbsup:

 

[68KMENO]

Ooh Rah :thumbsup:

 

[RyanNilcea05]

:thumbsup:

 

[1969 El Camino Dan]

EEWWWWHH - Rah!

Dan

 

[barryt]

ooh RAH RAH!:hurray:

 

[Racing]

 

[mr 4 speed]

did you mean "two man made disaster specialists?"

 

[Chevello]

did you mean "two man made disaster specialists?"

But to be fair, they are "disasters of peace."

K

 

[fj68malibu]

Here's another:
A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event
hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of
extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom
approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
'Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man.
Is something bothering you?'
'Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature.'
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, 'It
looks like you have seen a lot of action.'
'Yes, ma'am, a lot of action.'
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said,
'You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy
yourself.'
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, 'You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?'
'1955, ma'am.'
'Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need
to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led
him to a private room where she proceeded to 'relax' him several
times.
Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest
and said, 'Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955.'
The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after glancing at his
watch, 'I hope not; it's only 2130 now.'

 

[chevelledude71]

I got a good one, but it's not good for the family forum.

 

[MEJ1990TM]

That's why they invented CE, or PM's.