A man passes away and moments later he finds himself in a room with St. Peter standing right in front on him. Looking around, he asks St. Peter, "What are those on the walls?" St. Peter says, "Those are lie clocks, when someone tells a lie, the hands move." "For instance, this clock right here belonged to mother Teresa." "As you can tell, the hands have never moved which means she never told a lie." The man in awe, looks around and points to a clock, and asks, "Who's does that clock belong to?" St. Peter says, "That clock belonged to Abraham Lincoln, if you'll notice, the hands have only moved twice which means he only told two lies." In amazement, the man looks around then asks St. Peter, "Where is George W. Bush's clock?" St. Peter responds, "That clock is in Jesus' quarters, he uses it as a ceiling fan!"
