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Dallas Cowboys football practice was delayed on Thursday for nearly two hours at Valley Ranch. One of the players, while on his way to the locker room happened to look down and notice a suspicious looking, unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Dave Campo immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate. After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line. Practice was resumed when FBI Special Agents decided that the team would not likely encounter the substance again.

I'm a cowboys fan and one of my "friends" sent this to me




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Being the Cowboys, it's surprising that someone didn't try to snort it instead
 

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According to TV, the Valley Rand is allegedly Hidden...how did THEY find it?
 

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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line... the team would not likely encounter the substance again. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I like a good laugh to start off my day


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ouch, man that's funny.

I saw a funny blip on the LAte show (craig kilborn). He said,

"Some wealthy millionare is willing to pay $1million dollars for Barry Bonds record breaking home run ball. Wait, This just coming in... Another millioner, who wishes to remain anonymous, is willing to pay $2million for ANY ball caught by a Washington *******."

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That quote came from the Rush Limbaugh show.

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The Cowboys and Giants were playing each other with about three minutes left in the first half, Cowboys with the ball. Someone in the stands set off a firecracker and the Giants, thinking the half had ended, left the field for the locker room. Five plays later, the Cowboys settled for a field goal.
 
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