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Deputies believe alcohol was involved......REALLY????
Awesome.
Now, alcohol or not, drunk as a skunk or not - semi intelligent or even slightly retarded but functional folks would not do that. So by deduction I can conclude that this guy was just using air that he should not have been entitled to....and now a blown big block out in the world is breathing a little bit easier. So you forced induction guys should say thank you.
Now, alcohol or not, drunk as a skunk or not - semi intelligent or even slightly retarded but functional folks would not do that. So by deduction I can conclude that this guy was just using air that he should not have been entitled to....and now a blown big block out in the world is breathing a little bit easier. So you forced induction guys should say thank you.
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If I'm making a point- I like to make it effective and bold, but I'm NOT going to hold a leaded gun to my head and pull the trigger
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But thats just me :yes:
:noway:But thats just me :yes:
He should of started out small...something like a demo on why you dont pee into the wind uphill. If I am going to teach someone anything about safety and firearms I think that the very first rule just might be "Never - EVER - put a gun to your own head and pull the trigger unless you are trying to paint with brains." or "Today we learn how to make sure a firearm is not loaded before doing anything else with said firearm"
But maybe peeing in the wind uphill safety demo is the safest.
But maybe peeing in the wind uphill safety demo is the safest.
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What is the next step between peeing in the wind and pulling the trigger on a gun pointed to your head? Checking an electric fence with your tongue?
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Sounds about right. Work your way up. We could put together a list of safety demonstrations that should be done to gain experience prior to "gun to the head" safety instruction.
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Hell! We din need no elektrik fence in minnesoter to get a thril. Jus wait till winter to lick that fense. That git er done!
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NEVER point a gun at something or someone you don't intend to shoot!
Well, it looks to me like he intended to shoot himself.
Well, it looks to me like he intended to shoot himself.
Is there an exception to practicing your war face in front of the mirror? If I dont have my weapon and try the war face in the mirror it just looks like I have to poop and then....then I am being very uncool in front of myself which is both depressing and confusing. I am a bit dismayed at my "non weapon in hand war face" because it may or may not work on people simply because they think if we get into a fight im going to poop...and then they have to wrestle an angry poopy pants dude...and nobody likes that.
But giive me a weapon and a mirror and im a bad mofo. Impressed the hell out of myself just last week. Even came around the hallway corner into the bathroom and drew down on myself in the mirror. I didnt want none of me....thats for damn sure.
Just to clarify- the man in the story was a Missouri idiot, not a Minnesota idiot.
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Sounds about right. Work your way up. We could put together a list of safety demonstrations that should be done to gain experience prior to "gun to the head" safety instruction.
Lmao I'm sure that list could fill up pretty quick!
-Grab something to see if its hot
-always taste something to see what it could be
-petting an alligator
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Beaux, I see nothing wrong with that. As a matter of fact, I wear my wifes makeup and use my sons airsoft guns around the house. I turn out all the lights and hideout until the family comes home. I also like to practice my house to house tactics. I never know when the Park manager here will have to call me up to get some wifebeater wearing ******* to come out of his house to pay the rent. Or, to extract his sister from the bondage room he has her in. I heard it was nice though!
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