Went into Kroger's tonight, bout 10:30, place was empty. Wife was off shopping, I make my usual bee-line for the magazine aisle. Well, to my amazement, neigh, my DISGUST, I see an import racing magazine sharing the same shelf as my beloved Super Chevy, Car Craft, and others. My first reaction, I ignore it. But, like an uncontrollable twitch, I just HAD to know what their pathetic ideas for speed were. Before touching the thing, I look both ways down the aisle. I'd just DIE if anyone, even a stranger, saw me reading such.......smut! Well, I flip open to the middle of it, and glance at some article about "making power", or something to that effect. The phrase that caught my eye was as follows:
something about porting....."and you'll need to pull the head (or heads).....etc.
Or heads?!
I laughed out loud, as I put it down next to the "Home and Garden" magazines where it belongs. Will they never learn?
Just thought I'd share.
something about porting....."and you'll need to pull the head (or heads).....etc.
Or heads?!

Just thought I'd share.