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My 19 year old daughter runs my office. By run my office I mean she answers the phone, forges checks to parts vendors, and keeps the lizardsm Prarie Dogs, and Cane Corso fed. She does other things like filling the tanks of my trucks, keeps me in Marlboros, and gets me lunch every day.
Getting tired of Chik-Fil-A, I sent her to Publix to get me a leathery yet delicious sub sammich from the deli. I give her my check card and of course, my pIN has been in her memory since birth.
She makes it back in just over an hour screaming more explitavesthan I thought she knew. She lost her wallet. And my check card. And her Andy's Auto Amex, and her check card, and her license, and her debit card, and her MACpro club card, crap, and $80 cash.
So, twelve full hours on the phone getting everything cancelled and resent, it would seem good as soon as my replacement card gets here, all would be normal.
So yesterday, the wife and me are fighting. The kind of fighting that only knocking the bottom out of that gal will fix. You guys that have been married for a few decades and are still into your chicks know exactly what I am talking about. I get home to viscious malicious stares from her like I was sent by the Devil himself, she asks what this USPS oversize envelope is on the dining room table,
I said, "Look evil women, you got the mail, not me". Our addy, no name, no return addy. I pop it open. Sure as *****, Baby Girls wallet
Minus the $80
Getting tired of Chik-Fil-A, I sent her to Publix to get me a leathery yet delicious sub sammich from the deli. I give her my check card and of course, my pIN has been in her memory since birth.
She makes it back in just over an hour screaming more explitavesthan I thought she knew. She lost her wallet. And my check card. And her Andy's Auto Amex, and her check card, and her license, and her debit card, and her MACpro club card, crap, and $80 cash.
So, twelve full hours on the phone getting everything cancelled and resent, it would seem good as soon as my replacement card gets here, all would be normal.
So yesterday, the wife and me are fighting. The kind of fighting that only knocking the bottom out of that gal will fix. You guys that have been married for a few decades and are still into your chicks know exactly what I am talking about. I get home to viscious malicious stares from her like I was sent by the Devil himself, she asks what this USPS oversize envelope is on the dining room table,
I said, "Look evil women, you got the mail, not me". Our addy, no name, no return addy. I pop it open. Sure as *****, Baby Girls wallet
Minus the $80