Right now somewhere in Iowa, while you are building this 8000 rpm small block for your buddy, some dude got his hands on a stock late 70's wagon for free and is filling the frame with chain, welding a mongo piece of c-channel behind his bumper so no one can see, and welding up the spider gears. In the fist 3 or 4 minutes of the derby, while your buddy is revving the piss out of that 355, this good ol boy will line up old bessy and whilst hollerin' YEEE HAWWW, put your buddies radiator through his fan and into his water pump. Then with a resounding bang, cloud of steam, and hopefully accompanied by a fireball, your buddy is going to grenade his motor...and put up his flag...and watch the rest of the show from his smoldering car. That's how you win a derby...