[Big White]

I got an email this morning from the BANK OF NIGERIA. I haven't opened it but the title tells me that I AM A BENEFICIARY! And I don't even have any relatives in Nigeria! Whoda thunk?

Boy oh boy, am I excited. I'll bet that I'm going to receive enough money after sending them the cash to process the paperwork to pay off whatever I owe from all of those unopened UNREPORTED INCOME emails that I keep getting from the IRS.

There might even be enough left over so that I can start responding to all those emails that tell me that they have just what the doctor ordered to make my you-know-what bigger.

It's a wonderful world.

 

[Highway Star]

You're so lucky!!!!!!

 

[bj68]

I have already sent my money to them but havn't heard from them yet, must be busy.

 

[The Deejay]

Tell em you don't need it, say that Ed McMahon rose from the dead and is on your doorstep with your 1st check from Publishers Clearinghouse....Also you recently won not only the Mega Lottery, but the Powerball in several states as well.........end with you stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night.......you can't be bothered with anymore good luck:thumbsup:

 

[87caprice]

Or do like I did one day when I got a check from them and an email. So once I got the check I was constantly emailing them back and forth, almost like an IM. But I told them to send me my $4 million first before I can send all this money back. LMAO, I still waiting on a reply from that message.