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The Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. The instructions at the entrance read: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the floors. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor or may choose to go up to the next floor, but may not go back down except to exit. So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She goes to the next floor and the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. And, she continues upstairs, where the sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Good Looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-Dead Good Looking and Help with Housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor No. 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner has opened "The Wife Store" in a six story building across the street.

Floor 1 has wives that love sex.
Floor 2 has wives that love sex and have money.
Floors three through six have never been visited...
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