[CITY GIRL]

Wine her,
Dine her,
Call her,
Hug her,
Hold her,
Surprise her,
Compliment her,
Smile at her,
Laugh with her,
Cry with her,
Cuddle with her,
Shop with her,
Give her jewelry,
Buy her flowers,
Hold her hand,
Write love letters to her,
Go to the end of the earth and back again for her.

How to win the heart of a man:

Show up naked,
Bring beer

 

[Chevelle408]

Owning a Chevelle doesn't hurt either!

 

[vintagegmsalvage]

I don`t` know man !,some of my buddies have wives that if you had a list five times longer than that it still wouldn`t please em

 

[136679ss]

Do we have to do all those things listed before the word "intent" comes into play? JN

 

[daveseitz]

CityGirl, Why did you leave Chocolate off the list? Is it because you know women become weak around quality chocolate?
Fess up or we hide all of your makeup and shoes!

 

[Bob West]

Does she really think that will make a woman happy? They just want more,more,more. Take me for what I am, what you see is what you get, and you'll get those things listed above. A woman will always say you changed, you don't treat me like you used to, while in my experience its the woman that has changed (they uh hummm, withhold sex,whistling ), think you'll get them to admit to that? hell no How does that song go? "I'm the same old jerk you've been havin for years"

 

[7t]

showing up naked and bringing beer might keep him coming around for AWHILE. to win his heart get in the kitchen.

 

[72chevy]

Women need a reason.
Men just need a place.

 

[SweetShot]

screw all that lovey dovey crap and just give me the money so i can have my baby repainted
i wash your underwear and clean your messes up.
what more do you want for god's sake?
oh yeah, should i mention i live alone with 2 dogs????
just thought i would jump in there and give ya my .02
rachael anne :waving:

 

[Cam Sweet]

Dunno, from all my vast experience, I'm convinced there ain't nuthin' that makes em happy....

Cam

 

[smitty454]

Fess up or we hide all of your makeup and shoes!

LMAO

 

[pop d top]

screw all that lovey dovey crap and just give me the money so i can have my baby repainted
i wash your underwear and clean your messes up.
what more do you want for god's sake?

In that I already wash my own underwear and clean up my messes, I guess if that's all I wanted from a woman it'd be cheaper to just hire a maid. Personally if a woman met me at the door naked 3 times a week I'd wash HER underwear. But then I guess I could just hire someone for that too. Damn! Hire a maid AND a hooker and it'd probably cost less than an ex-wife.

 

[SweetShot]

SKIP! Where have you been all my life????
rachie :waving:

 

[Motorhead62]

This is funny.

 

[Guest]

He, He!!

When My Buddy, Doc and I were both divorced, we were always looking for a couple that did windows, floors and tubes!!

We could only find them that did two outta the three!

He, He!!

As for myself, I'm stupid AND can't do anything right!!

I do however:

WORK regardless, unless I hurt OR am so sick I can't get out of bed! AND in my younger day, worked then regardless!!

Vacuum and get down on my hands and knees and clean the tile;
Clean the toilets and tubs;
Load and unload the dishwasher;
Do all my own clothes, but no ironing;
Collect, bag and take out the garbage as well as box and bag up ALL the recyclables(Sp?);
ALL the yard work so's our place looks nice;
Take car of the vehicles;
Shovel the snow;

Yeppie!! Can't do anything right....

And when I try to help somebody else, it's why did you do something stupid like that?

Yep!

I'm gonna quit work and go on the dole b/c I have a handi-cap called "STUPIDITY"!! Then let everybody else support me...

pdq67

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[67Chevelleguy]

A group of girlfriends are on vacation, when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads,' For Women Only'. Since they were without their boyfriends or parents, they decide to go in.

The desk clerk, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. 'We have 5 floors...go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each floor has signs telling you what's inside.'

So they start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads,' All the men here have it short and thin.'

The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads,' All the men here have it long and thin.'

Still, this wasn't good enough, so the friends move up to the third floor, where the sign reads, 'All the men here have it short and thick.'

This was still another disappointment, but knowing there are still 2 floors left, they move on to the next floor.

On the fourth floor, the sign was perfect. 'All the men here have it long and thick.'

The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they were missing, they go to the fifth floor, where the sign reads, 'There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that it is impossible to please a woman.'

 

[Clint44]

Dunno, from all my vast experience, I'm convinced there ain't nuthin' that makes em happy....
Cam

Yep. Makes you wonder why women need so much.

 

[Guest]

Hey rach,

I still haven't bought you a cup of "JOE"....

pdq67

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[John_Muha]

Well, after hanging with the same one for over thirty years I'd say that's close. If her brother reads this 'member dude, I married her. If my son wanders over to TC, best close your eyes boy and head back to Chevy Talk.

 

[Randy Mosier]

I was thinking more along the lines of the five Fs.