[1badss396]

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads: "Hey Bubba, Duke & Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood.

P.S. I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside."

INSTALLATION COMPLETE!

 

[Dave]

I got one o' them big Dogs, Ya can't even come onto the driveway, without Him trying to jump through the front window.

 

[Gary S]

Depending on where you live, you might need to make it bi-lingual or multi-lingual for the folks who don't read English.

 

[barryt]

Depending on where you live, you might need to make it bi-lingual or multi-lingual for the folks who don't read English.

your giving way to much credit here l
this of course assuming they can read!!!!