It's not about men behaving badly, or hard times its about MENOPAUSE... Holy *
For better or worse...
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I know.
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I think it was one of the original deadly plagues.........locusts, frogs, Menopause............A few have been known to eat their young when flipped out.........be afraid, be very afraid:sad:
Bite me boys.
Kinda wish ya'll would get it for just one week.....you would see why we is bitchy.
Example:
You are having a good day so far, hair is great, clothes look good, then out of the blue, BAM...you are sweating like a pig, your bra is drenched and suddenly your shirt is sticking to you, sweat is pouring off your body and yet you are expected to act like nothing is wrong. Your head is pounding and feels like a HUGE storm is coming, and you hair is now slicked to your head. And it all happens in 5 min as you are standing in line at the grocery store.
Later on that night after you have already had 2 showers.....you are in bed, nice and comfy, sleeping good and all of a sudden....you are in Hades and the fire is a burning! You have drenched the sheets again! Your pillow is soaking wet and those things are hard to wash I tell ya. So you get up, take another shower, change the sheets, put the others in the laundry and say oh well....I'm awake now. So besides all that, sleep deprivation also.
And I am not even telling you the things you DON'T want to know
You know.....personal female stuff that makes ya'll cringe
So cut us a little slack okay?
Thank you
rach :waving:
Kinda wish ya'll would get it for just one week.....you would see why we is bitchy.
Example:
You are having a good day so far, hair is great, clothes look good, then out of the blue, BAM...you are sweating like a pig, your bra is drenched and suddenly your shirt is sticking to you, sweat is pouring off your body and yet you are expected to act like nothing is wrong. Your head is pounding and feels like a HUGE storm is coming, and you hair is now slicked to your head. And it all happens in 5 min as you are standing in line at the grocery store.
Later on that night after you have already had 2 showers.....you are in bed, nice and comfy, sleeping good and all of a sudden....you are in Hades and the fire is a burning! You have drenched the sheets again! Your pillow is soaking wet and those things are hard to wash I tell ya. So you get up, take another shower, change the sheets, put the others in the laundry and say oh well....I'm awake now. So besides all that, sleep deprivation also.
And I am not even telling you the things you DON'T want to know
You know.....personal female stuff that makes ya'll cringe
So cut us a little slack okay?
Thank you
rach :waving:
First - GOOD to hear from you, Rach!! I hope you are doing well overall. Miss ya round here.
Second - apparently I am the first male to suffer from menopause.
Sumbitch. Off to the bra store. Might as well go full tilt with it and have a little something extra to see when I look down.
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Kinda wish ya'll would get it for just one week.....you would see why we is bitchy.
.....So cut us a little slack okay?
Thank you
rach :waving:
Rachel, your example is spot on from my experience. The body's internal temperature control is wildly out of control and completely unpredictable. My wife has endured this phenonemon for over a year now with no end in sight. Hers was triggered at age 39 by cancer treatment. I wouldn't want this to happen to anyone for a day, never mind a week. Bless my wife's heart that she hasn't choked someone at work. (she works with the public and has to deal with stupid people and this at the same time) I'm certain if guys got this the homicide rate would quadruple. And we would throw a lot of tools and shoot holes in appliances. Neighbor's barking dogs would be...well you get the idea. The sleep deprivation is perhaps the most dangerous side effect my wife is going through. I beat a hasty path to the boat or garage if she manages to be able to take a quick rest.
As much as I looked forward to our short summer season, I am longing for the colder weather to return so she can regulate temperature with mother nature's help.
Counting down the weeks.......
Hang in there guys!
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And way does this NOT surprise me??Second - apparently I am the first male to suffer from menopause.
Sumbitch. Off to the bra store. Might as well go full tilt with it and have a little something extra to see when I look down.
Must be something in that SF area air...
Cant argue with that. well, I could but it would be full of lies and futile so will just say - yes.....yes indeed.
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Hey Rach, I can sympathize with you. My wife has been there for quite some time. It is a really slow proces for her! I hate that there isn't more I can do to help her except sometimes I'm in faer of her rath!
Let them joke. But there is a thing called male menepause!:yes:
Let them joke. But there is a thing called male menepause!:yes:
OH NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - thanks for the warning, i didn't open it up, but the warning alone started giving me shakes.
She's so freakin bloated she needs a GPS to get back where she belongs.
Mine is 32. I think we have just enough time to weld together a panic room with locks on the inside only, a TV, a cooler that will hold a 12 pack and a secured wireless connection so we can post on TC and get backup on site.
I need a tig to get started.
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