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Now that Vancouver has won the chance to host the 2010 Winter Olympics,& the Can Am Club has a Car Show in Canda this year these are some questions people the world over are asking!!!!

Believe it or not these questions about Canada were posted on an International Tourism Website, obviously the answers are a joke; but the questions were really asked!

Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow?(England) A. We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die.

Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? ( Mike Crown aka Mystery Chevelle USA)
A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.

Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto-can I follow the Railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only 4000 miles, take lots of water.

Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada? (Sweden)
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.

Q: It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to contact for a stuffed Beaver. (Italy)
A: Let's not touch this one.

Q: Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto, Vancouver,Edmonton
A: What did your last slave die of?

Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada? (Gene aka 427 L88 USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Ca-na-da is that big country to your North...oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary. Come naked.

Q: Which direction is North in Canada?(USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get there and we'll send the rest of the directions.

Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada? (England)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (Mike Crown aka Mystery Chevelle USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y,which is... oh forget it. Sure,the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and in Calgary, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.

Q: Do you have perfume in Canada? (Holland)
A: No, WE don't stink.

Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you sell it in Canada? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.

Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.

Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round?(Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal.

Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada, but I forget its name. It's a kind of big horse with horns.
(Robin LS5 USA)
A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.

Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go?
(Rowdy USA)
A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.




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Well Bill, I have seen this many times over the years. However, it's a lot funnier when you put some TC names to the questions :D :D

You can probably refer all of these questions as being from our buddy Bob (the Ruskie) :yes: :yes:
 

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Well Bill, I have seen this many times over the years. However, it's a lot funnier when you put some TC names to the questions :D :D

You can probably refer all of these questions as being from our buddy Bob (the Ruskie) :yes: :yes:

Ya I know its old just could not resist , BTW we need to get Bob to change his TC name to " The Ruskie" Robin LS5 does not fit
 

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Well Bill, I have seen this many times over the years. However, it's a lot funnier when you put some TC names to the questions :D :D

You can probably refer all of these questions as being from our buddy Bob (the Ruskie) :yes: :yes:

Ya I know its old just could not resist , BTW we need to get Bob to change his TC name to " The Ruskie" Robin LS5 does not fit
 
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