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I'm sure this little story won't suprise anyone. I walk in my neighborhood several times a week for exercise. This mourning I went out about 7:45. Along the way as I was walking down a long hill I noticed a woman with her dog and her maybe 7 year old daughter. They walked from their house up the street two houses to the corner where they waited for the school bus. When the bus came the daughter got on and I saw the woman turn around and pick up a load of her dogs crap with a plastic bag. She then started walking towards her house. On the way to her house she crossed the street and tossed the bag and dog crap into a wooded ravine that leads down to a pond. Well I pondered how rude and totally irresponsible her actions were as I climbed a long hill towards home. About a third of the way up this 1/4 mile hill I turned around and walked back down as the more I thought about it the more irritated I became. When I reached the wooded ravine I retrieved the bag of dog crap along with two others that had been previously deposited. Walked over to her house and threw them up on her porch.
Now that I know the nature of her rudeness I'll be looking for bags of dog crap there in the future. The next one I find will be bouncing of her front door.
Some people you would just like to give a swift kick to the crotch!!!!!
I know this doesn't represent all dog owners but some people just shouldn't be allowed to have pets.:yes:

 

[Beaux]

Im with you 100%. Its a real problem around my house. I live on a corner thats on the way to a park. There is a concrete wall that runs along the street to the side of my property that has the standard bushes every couple of feet with trees. People seem to think its ok to let their dogs use this area right off my house without picking up the dog poop. Its not just one or two people but many (I have yet to catch them in the act but if I do I will be kind FIRST and then I am off and running on them)

It drives me NUTS! I ALWAYS pick up after my dog. Always.

Well, I decided last week to go out with my pooper scooper and I drug ALL of this dog crap (and it is / was A LOT) out from the bushes and deposited it on the sidewalk. It covered the whole width and ran roughly 20 feet long.

Since I cant catch them and they arent responsible enough to pick it up I have decided to make then walk through it if they want to use this sidewalk next to my house.

I believe I made my point. No dog poop there for the last week and I have had 2 people with their dogs stop and wonder and one of them actually started to walk up to my house and turned around when they saw my pitbull in the window.

It drives me absolutely insane. I have bagged dog poop from my own dogs on the side of the house that I toss out every couple of days. I dont toss it imediately because if and when I catch one of these lazy SOB's and IF they dont respond kindly to my nice request to not be an ahole and pick up after your dog I WILL be scattering their entire lawn with a full plastic shopping bag of dog crap.

I prefer to get beyond even. My responses are never proportional. I believe in shock and awe in poop form. If it comes down to it I will poop on their lawn myself.

 

[cheveslakr]

I'm picturing Jim Carey with his newspaper!

 

[Emptytank]

I had a neighbor across the street who would let his dog out to poop in my yard. I finally saw him doing it so during the afternoon when I was getting ready to cut my lawn, I took a shovel and gathered up all the poop, took it over to his house and dumped it on his front porch (he was outside when I did this) of course this turned into a shouting match and threats. I calmly replied that this dog "Forgot" his s#!t in my yard and I was simply returning it.
That seemed to stop the problem because I told him from that day forward I would be returning his property daily.

 

[Rob G]

Good for you. I hate people who don't take care of themselves or their pets. I do it everytime I walk my dog, based on the credo "do unto others as you want them to do unto you."

 

[John in NC]

Simply amazing... there are a-holes in all walks of life. Good for you guys for throwing the poop back in these peoples faces.
Pooping in the guys yard, that made me laugh:
"I believe in shock and awe in poop form. If it comes down to it I will poop on their lawn myself."
This dog doo disaster, property rights being trampled, and the people leaning against/ touching/ scratching cars at car shows- really gets me going.

Another I hate is people constantly throwing cigarette butts out windows at stoplights, on the sand while at the beach/ walking at the park/ in the river- whatever wherever they want.

Oh and guys who drive around in their pickup trucks with wrappers and cups and junk blowing out of the bed, that's nice too.

The list goes on and on, glad I'm perfect (laughing) !! I'm sure I'm a jerk sometimes, but try my best not to be.

 

[Twins Fan]

Good for you, Brad! Wait my name is Brad and that seems wierd.

I'm still barely in an apartment. A young couple with a dog moved in across the stairwell from me a month ago (3rd floor). This couple let's their dog out by standing at the top of the stairs and saying go potty, like it's their own yard. The dog goes down and does it's thing and they stay at the top of the stairs. Obviously I don't blame the dog here, just being a dog. But the owners haven't been down once to pick up the poo.

I have plans for my final day.

I'm moving from the apt. to a house to avoid this, but then I will have no idea who's dog poo'd in my front yard. Can't win!

 

[1965stlhrsrdr]

give em one of the old burning bag on the porch tricks:yes:,as long as it is a concrete porch.it's hilarious to watch them stomp the fire out,and then realize what they just stepped in.don't forget to ring the door bell when you leave the burning bag.it's been a long time since i've seen that done,funny none the less.

 

[Canadian67]

I'm picturing Jim Carey with his newspaper!

I was thinking the same thing. I love that part!!!:yes: