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How To install a wireless security system:
Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used
work boots, a really big pair. Put them outside your
front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine.
Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dish.
Leave a note on your front door that says something like
"Bubba, big Mike and I have gone to get more
ammunition - back in 1/2 an hr. Don't disturb the Pit
Bulls, they've just been wormed."
BillL
Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used
work boots, a really big pair. Put them outside your
front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine.
Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dish.
Leave a note on your front door that says something like
"Bubba, big Mike and I have gone to get more
ammunition - back in 1/2 an hr. Don't disturb the Pit
Bulls, they've just been wormed."
BillL
