[ZZ69chevelle]

You know those commercials with the oxy moron who sells all kinds of junk like oxy clean, the garden weasel, mighty putty, etc? There's one with an older couple where the wife is a real grumpy B and she's yelling at the guy, "Does that have to be so loud?" and "Can you turn that down?" It's for some super sonic hearing thing to spy on hot chicks talking about you at the gym. He looks at her like he wants to lay her out. Anyhow, there's one for some handy switch, and that same couple is in bed, and he wants the light off. The oxy moron is talking over them, and it looks like she's her usual cheerful self and maybe saying that he's a pain in the ass. Anyone else as bored as me and wondering about this? What's she saying?

 

[quikss]

Are you drunk right now?

Jeff

 

[Dean]

hu?

 

[Dave]

What's she saying?

She's saying there is some Dude in Blandon,PA sitting on the couch, with a bag of chip's, Who really need's to get out to the garage, and build a big block, Instead of sitting here watching this Crap.:yes:

 

[ZZ69chevelle]

You guys are a tough crowd. You need to watch more TV. Besides, I'm eating calzone on the couch right now, so there.

 

[Dave]

Don't come round here looking for a pat on the back.:noway:

You'll likely just get a kick in the a#$.

 

[Hot66ss]

ok ok I am man enough to say, I know what he is talking about and I too would like to know what they are talking about. I figure if its anything like my pre sleeping convos its something like this.

Tom: wanna have sexy time? Barby: you have the energy for sex but when I asked you to wash my car you said you were too tired! Tom: so is that a no? Barby: Shut up and go to sleep. Tom: goodnight. Barby: Tickle my back. Tom: Sorry, I can't need my rest so I can wash your damn car tomorrow.

Next night

Tom: wanna have sexy time? Barby: arnt you too tired from washing my car? Tom: no its a Corolla not a bus. Barby: last night you told me you needed your rest so you could wash my car? Tom: ya and I washed it. Barby: well rest up its not going to stay clean forever. Tom: %^&* am I going to get ANY this week? Barby: oh so your all nice when you want something but now that you dont think your gonna get it you get all grumpy. Tom: rolls eyes. Barby: dont roll your eyes at me, go to sleep. Tom: whatever. Barby: dont whatever me. Tom: goodnight. Barby: whatever

This is the stuff that goes on in my house. so why should the handy switch guy be any different?

 

[dpvoiceguy]

ok ok I am man enough to say, I know what he is talking about and I too would like to know WTF they are talking about. I figure if its anything like my pre sleeping convos its something like this.

Tom: wanna have sexy time? Barby: you have the energy for sex but when I asked you to wash my car you said you were too tired! Tom: so is that a no? Tom: Shut up and go to sleep. Tom: goodnight. Barby: Tickle my back. Tom: Sorry, I can't need my rest so I can wash your damn car tomorrow.

Next night

Tom: wanna have sexy time? Barby: arnt you too tired from washing my car? Tom: no its a Corolla not a bus. Barby: last night you told me you needed your rest so you could wash my car? Tom: ya and I washed it. Barby: well rest up its not going to stay clean forever. Tom: %^&* am I going to get ANY this week? Barby: oh so your all nice when you want something but now that you dont think your gonna get it you get all grumpy. Tom: rolls eyes. Barby: dont roll your eyes at me, go to sleep. Tom: whatever. Barby: dont whatever me. Tom: goodnight. Barby: whatever

This is the stuff that goes on in my house. so why should the handy switch guy be any different?

That's a riot! I don't know what's funnier...that the dialogue may be true to life or that you speak to one another like Borat! (Sexy time!)l

 

[imchefbrian]

Uuuummmmmmm..............calzone Ahhhhhhhh Drool

 

[nutseynut7]

What else u do in Blandon its almost as exciting as Reinholds pa:boring:

 

[1badss396]

Sounds like Steve needs a new Tin Foil Hat:yes:

 

[ZZ69chevelle]

Hey, I spared you all the sham wow guy theory I have about him being an alien. I think I saw him get his head blown up on Men in Black and it grew back.

 

[BlueSS454]

I turn those commercials off after about 5 seconds because the loud, obnoxious, moron that yells annoys me. But I know what you're talking about with that commerical.

 

[mr 4 speed]

That Billy Maze dude needs to cut it back a few notches..or that other guy with the English accent.