[Terry krook]

After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, 'Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona.' The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him..

The guy from Budweiser says, 'I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser.' The bartender gives him one..

The guy from Coors says, 'I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors.' He gets it.

The guy from Kokanee sits down and says, 'Give me a Coke.' The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, 'Why aren't you drinking a Kokanee?'

He replies, 'Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I.'

 

[Elcoman]

thats funny.:thumbsup:

 

[85shorty496]

nice :thumbsup:!

 

[davis95]

Excellent! By the way, I'm drinking a Miller Lite as I'm typing this. Miller Lite is the only beer I've drank in many years.

 

[MEJ1990TM]

My top choices are either Tecate or Corona. But I"ll take an MGD if presented with one. As long as it's in a bottle. The canned stuff tastes nasty.

 

[Bryan59EC]

My top choices are either Tecate or Corona.

I'm not a beer drinker (prefers distilled spirits), but I could never understand why someone would buy a beer that needs limes added to it to make it palatable.

If I am thirsty and want a beer--(yep, it does happen)--I ain't got the time or patience to chop up a lime.

 

[ToocoolZ28]

I'm not a beer drinker (prefers distilled spirits), but I could never understand why someone would buy a beer that needs limes added to it to make it palatable.

If I am thirsty and want a beer--(yep, it does happen)--I ain't got the time or patience to chop up a lime.

Its all about the marketing, some fall for the BS, others realize that it IS just BS.
Ron

 

[SethT]

Heineken and Stella are high on my list.

 

[mmurphy77]

Heard the same joke except with Guinness as the punch line.

 

[chevelledude71]

What's a KOKANEE?

 

[webfoot]

Kokanee is a beer brewed in BC out of BC glacier water and moose knuckles, I think.

I'd rather drink a hot, flat Bud than have a Corona.

 

[MEJ1990TM]

It has got nothing to do with the marketing. I just like the taste of them. And I don't add lime to it. I twist off the cap and drink away.

Of course I am just guessing, as I'm not 21 yet.

 

[ToocoolZ28]

It has got nothing to do with the marketing. I just like the taste of them. And I don't add lime to it. I twist off the cap and drink away.

Of course I am just guessing, as I'm not 21 yet.

Thats right, commercials only work on the "other" guy.:noway:
Ron

 

[Terry krook]

What's a KOKANEE?

http://kokaneebeer.com/

 

[MEJ1990TM]

Thats right, commercials only work on the "other" guy.:noway:
Ron

I have never once seen a commercial for Tecate. I have seen commercials for Corona.

Do you really think that I like the taste because some commercial says it tastes good?

I have seen tons of commercials for Buddweiser. And to me that stuff tastes like it was used for an enema first. Same story with Bud Light.

I like Corona, Tecate, and sometimes MGD regardless of what some advertisement says.

That's my story and I'm stickin to it.

 

[Terry krook]

Budweiser is brewed here in Canada by Labatts. What I find funny is that when I go to Vegas, or down into Washington state and drink a Bud, it does not even taste close to the Bud made here in Canada. A friend on mine loves the U.S. Budweiser and says the Canadian stuff tastes like horse pee. Pesonally, I have no idea what horse pee tastes like but I know I can drink almost any kind of beer and I enjoy most of them. As a matter of fact, it's almost beer o'clock right now isn't it?!!

 

[LateNight72]

Miller Lite is the only beer I've drank in many years.

Eww....

Only time I consider Miller Lite a good beer, is during college activites where some maybe spilled.

 

[Bad66Chevelle454]

My favorite kind of beer is a cold, free, and open one.

 

[Guest]

Beer o'cLock??

Beer:30 instead somewhere around the world.

pdq67

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[Paul-ish]

mmmm.... the sweet sweet taste of those moose knuckles:beers:

Thanks but i'll stick with canadian coors lite.:yes: