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Arkansas's Rules

1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot.
2. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a Pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.
3. They are cattle & fishing lakes. That's what they smell like to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it.
4. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 combines that are driven only 3 times a year.
5. So every person in every pickup waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept.
6. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of ducks are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time.
7. Yeah, we eat Crappi and Catfish and love it. You really want sushi & caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop.
8. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It's a Religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November.
9. We open doors for women. That is applied to all women, regardless of age.
10. No, there's no "vegetarian special" on the menu. Order steak. Or you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the pound of ham & turkey.
11. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meats, meats, and meats
12. You bring "coke" into my house, it better be brown, wet, and served over ice. You bring "Mary Jane" into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair.
13. Yeah, we have golf courses. But don't hit the water hazards --it spooks the fish.
 

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what, nothing about a 12 year old marrying her cousin? :D
 

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Hey Mike I'm with ya. Tennessee's rules are close to the same. (Maybe not for Andy69)
 

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Hey Mike! Is it true in Arkansas that even if a husband and wife get a divorce, they're still brother and sister?:D

I asked the other driver (he was from Ar.) at the sod farm that question once. I never realized the fat old fart could run that fast! Darn near caught me!:D
 

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Hey Mike I'm with ya. Tennessee's rules are close to the same. (Maybe not for Andy69)
The rules for Memphis are different. In Memphis they don't drive pickups, just those silly jacked up cars with conestoga wheels.
 

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The rules for Memphis are different. In Memphis they don't drive pickups, just those silly jacked up cars with conestoga wheels.
10-4......you know where I live. We have both!!! I guess its natures balance.
 

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I was born and raised in Mountain Home, Arkansas ... and I approve this message!

I love going home to visit my folks because it is truly a breath of fresh air compared to where I live now. Kind & courteous folks -- what a concept!

- Nate Z.
 
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