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> > >>First time sex
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> > > > >> > > >> A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to
> > > > >>meet,
> > > > >> > > >> and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such
> > > > >> > > >> a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
> > > > >> > > >> after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for
> > > > >>the
> > > > >> > > >> first time
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> > > > >> > > >> The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
> > > > >> > > >> before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
> > > > >> > > >> some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first
> > > > >> > > >> time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
> > > > >> > > >> He tells the boy everything there is to know about
> > > > >> > > >> condoms and sex.
> > > > >> > > >> At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
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> > > > >> >> condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.
> > > > >> > > >> The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he
> > > > >>will be
> > > > >> > > >> rather busy,
> > > > >> > > >> it being his first time and all.
> > > > >> > > >> That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house
> > > > >> > > >> and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited
> > > > >> > > >> for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
> > > > >> > > >> where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
> > > > >> > > >> offers to say grace and bows his head.
> > > > >> > > >> A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
> > > > >> > > >> with his head down.
> > > > >> > > >> 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
> > > > >> > > >> Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
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> > > > >>girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend,
> > > > >> > > >> "I had no idea you were this religious."
> > > > >> > > >> The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea
> > > > >> > > >> your father was a pharmacist."




 
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