[1BLACKHARLEY]

it seems a couple of you are having a tuff morning, so i'll give you guys a chuckle, at my expense.

it's 3:00a.m. sunday, i'm doing what most do on sunday's, sleeping off some libations from the night before, i had made some killer scallops for dinner, watched "the departed" and had a great night with the wife. i'm dead asleep as i feel a searing pain in my chest, i mean pain i've never felt. half asleep i start thinking, is this a heart attack? the scallops getting revenge? W.T.F! i mean this is getting serious...

i'm coming to, and i notice the pain is not subsiding, and my chest is heaving...wait..it's not heaving, something is pulling on it, something is literally trying to seperate me from my chest.....it seems my cat overshot a jump onto the bed and hooked my right nipple, yes boys and girls, my right nipple with a claw, and was trying to escape. one eye open, i think swiftly, grab the cat before she leaves with a substantial piece of meat, grab her and her paw at the same time, and release her from this delicate area, still a little buzzed from the night before, i stumble into the bathroom grab a bottle of appropiate size to find out a few seconds later, it was rubbing alcohol and not peroxcide, clinching my jaw i was able to somehow not scream.

i'm still sore as hell this a.m.

 

[00WS6TA]

That is a funny story Bill...I am sure it wasn't funny to you last night though

 

[72 malibu]

LOL BlackH - The heat was off all weekend in my building, does that come close to cat/nipple incident at 3 am? I mean it was cold in here this morning(15 out and about 20 inside!)Jezze, if what happened to you happend to me, then I came to work and it was this cold and I started 'feel the cold in my chest area' , well that would have really started to hurt!

 

[kmchugh]

Now that is rich. LMAO Thanks for sharing that one Bill.

 

[Cecil]

Did anyone even bother to check SNOPES for this?

BTW - I have cats, and know from experience your pain (well, maybe not exactly...).

 

[DUKEdevils36]

My condolences... haha

 

[ChaosEnvy]

A nipple pierced and you didn't have to pay for it. Sweet. Put some jewelry in that thing. A SS dangling ornament.

 

[Daren71]

Since your a cat owner and probably know this, make sure you keep an eye on it. Man those cat scratches are probably the dirtiest of infections, keep it clean. Anybody with a nipple scrubber?? Take care Bill. Daren

 

[ed3196499]

similar story: I was staying with friends after the movers picked up my furniture when I was transfering to La. I was sound asleep on the couch when all the sudden my chest hurt REALLY bad. Before I opened my eyes my reflexes were to grab my chest and clear whatever was causing this intense pain. I grabbed the thing on my chest and threw it clean accross the room breaking a lamp and picture frame. Well apparently it was the cat of the house that decided to bury its claws in my chest. My freind laughed for about 20 minutes but his wife was not amused.

 

[PaPa Johns 77]

Bill, My oldest son knows the pain of cat ownership. He was 8 and had a kitten follow him home so his mom let him keep it. His uncle (13) and his sister (10) were outside after lunch and he was still eating. They had taken my daughters bunge jumprope and a box and ran the rope though the box and the ends tied to my a-frame and a clothesline pole. Well they had put the cat in the box and called little brother outside. He came running out and I heard him holler NOOOO. I rolled out from under the car I was under just in time to see John turn to run back inside the house when tey let go of the box and sent the cat flying! It landed wailing the loudest I've ever heard a cat yowl and landed right on my sons back and stuck right there and would not let go!!! It was the funniest damn thing I ever saw in my life as he ran yelling into the house where his mom got the cat loose! THEN she came out and yelled at ME!!!

 

[Guest]

That's about like hanging me big toe on the roller under the front corner of my bed!! The nail's turned colors now........

Talk about waking up FAST!!

Darn near pee'd my pants!!

I feel for you...

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[driver]

Now that's some funny ****.

 

[cliffs1970]

Maybe it was payback for that article about washing the kitty?

 

[PaPa Johns 77]

Maybe it was payback for that article about washing the kitty?

They do have good memories!

 

[bc69ss]

That's the funniest thing I've read in a while.... Although I'm sure it wasn't funny at the time! That alchohol had to be painful! I bet you were just glad is wasn't a heart attack!

 

[ChevyGirl66]

oh man guys, i think im fortunate to not be able to add any type of cat story to this thread. my cat takes out her craziness on the door frame...runs and climbs nearly to the top.

-Rosie

 

[Bow_Tied]

LOL Bill!!!

You should get this device to keep your cat under control.

 

[ssal396]

LOL Bill!!!

You should get this device to keep your cat under control.

He did, his just works a little different....The cat just swings from his nipple

That was a funny story, thanks :beers:

 

[Old fat bald guy]

Thanks for giving me reason 1,596 for NOT getting a cat