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Lost another argument...

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#1 ·
with the wife.
I`ll be married 40 years this May to my high school sweetheart.
We have our arguments like anyone else.I win some,she wins more.
Anyway,the other day I left the toilet seat up...again.And she started on me about it.
"Why cant you remember to put the seat down when you done"!!??
So I said to her, why don't you put the seat up when you`re done!!??:grin2:
Oops. She went off on me,I don't even remember what she said?
So, I told her I`m sorry and I will try to remember to put the seat down.:x

But hey,I tell her who to vote for.>:)
 
#37 ·
All you guys sitting down to pee, what has the world come to l:) l:)

All you need to do is install a dimmer switch in your bathroom. Just turn the lights on real low so you don't fry your retina's when you have to get up and go in the middle of the night. That way you can at least stand up and pee with dignity :D l:)
 
#42 ·
my seat is down all the time.i live in the country and i pee outside where ever the hell i please.but in the middle of the night and tired and lucky to even make it to the bathroom its just easier to sit down and let it go.plus beings i'm home alot lately i end up cleaning the bathrooms so the less i have to do the better.
 
#44 ·
Just install an opposing toilet. Tell her that one is yours and this one is mine. Now we don't have to wait for the other to be done either. When I was drafted they had a latrine with a gaggle of opposing toilets. That was a humorous occasion.
 
#45 ·
I rarely get to piss in the toilet. With 5 people and one bathroom it seems like somebody is always in there. Also if I am working in the shop or out in the office on the other side of the property I am either too dirty or lazy to go into the house. We live out in the woods so I just go outside. Our trees and yard are well watered. Well lately it's more of yellow snow actually.

When I do get to go inside, I leave the seat up and have never heard a word about it. We have more important things to worry about.

Oh and never admit you are a sitzpinkler.
 
#48 ·
I put the lid down every single time. My wife has never had to tell me anything, not once in 11+ years together....why I put the lid down you ask?....same reason I dump my oil out of the pan right after I change my oil...no matter what you drop in the vicinity of the toilet or the oil pan, you can bet the farm, it's gonna drop right in...don't ask me how I know...:wink2:

The good thing is, she prolly thinks I'm being curtious to her, while I'm actually just trying to keep my stuff from getting dunked...
 
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