Join Date: Aug 1999
Location: Port Perry, Ontario, Canada
Re: Two scientists walk into a bar...
Two guys getting chased in the forest by a bear. One stops to re-tie his shoe. The other one says 'why bother with that, you cant outrun a bear'. First one says
'I dont have to outrun the bear, I just have to just outrun you'
This post might go on forever !
'Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean they are not out to get you' - unknown