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post #1 of 59 (permalink) Old Dec 21st, 16, 1:05 PM Thread Starter
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Lightbulb Two scientists walk into a bar...

The first one says, "I'd like some H2O."
The second says, "And I'll have some H2... wait. Why aren't you just referring to water by its normal name? I mean, I know it's our job, but we're just getting a drink."
The first scientist slams the table angrily, for his assassination scheme had been foiled.
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Re: Two scientists walk into a bar...

Two fish were swimming up stream. one runs into a wall and says ".......?
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Two fish were swimming up stream. one runs into a wall and says ".......?
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Re: Two scientists walk into a bar...

I've heard the dam joke before but I don't understand about the scientists asking for water.
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I've heard the dam joke before but I don't understand about the scientists asking for water.
You don't get that joke? It's hilarious

















...........umm, I don't get it either.
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I've heard the dam joke before but I don't understand about the scientists asking for water.
Went right over my head also. I'm hoping someone will explain it.
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Re: Two scientists walk into a bar...

H2O2 anyone? None for me thanks!
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H2O2 anyone? None for me thanks!

It`s so dumb it`s kind of funny.
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If it is so dumb, I should be able to understand it! I am glad there are others that are not getting it.....

Oh well - must be old age....
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H2O2 is Hydrogen peroxide
H2 is deuterium

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Now I got it, first guy wants H2O thinking the second would order H2O too (H2O2)
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<-- not smart enough to get the joke on his own
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Truth be told my son the pharmacist explained it to me

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Re: Two scientists walk into a bar...

Even with the periodic table info I'm struggling with funny.

Here's a dumb joke from Alexa

There was a fire at the circus yesterday.

It was intense.
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