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post #31 of 59 (permalink) Old Dec 22nd, 16, 10:23 AM
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Re: Two scientists walk into a bar...

I remember now that you brought them up. Most are better forgotten.

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post #32 of 59 (permalink) Old Dec 22nd, 16, 11:04 AM
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Why are there no Cajuns in the space program? Because whenever someone says "launch", they all leave to eat.

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post #33 of 59 (permalink) Old Dec 22nd, 16, 11:17 AM
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Re: Two scientists walk into a bar...

Four scientists, a Chemist, a Electronics Technician, a Mechanical Engineer, and a Computer Scientist are in a car driving across the desert and the car suddenly slows to a stop.
The Chemist says "I think the fuel is contaminated, I'll test it" and he gets out his test tubes and other gear and starts testing the fuel.
The Electronics guy says "I think there is a problem with the ignition" and he gets out his multi-meter and starts testing the spark plugs and leads.
The Mechanic says "I think the transmission is seizing" and pulls out some feeler gauges checks clearances.
The Computer guy says
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"Maybe if we all get out and get back in again..."
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post #34 of 59 (permalink) Old Dec 22nd, 16, 11:21 AM
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Thats funny, but.....



Two scientists walk into a bar

"I'll have an H2O"

I'll have an H2O, too"

The bartender gives them both water, because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position as well as pragmatic context.
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post #35 of 59 (permalink) Old Dec 22nd, 16, 11:27 AM
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There are three kinds of people in this world,
Ones that are good in math,
and ones that aren't.
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post #36 of 59 (permalink) Old Dec 22nd, 16, 12:05 PM Thread Starter
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Back in the forties the corney joke that was popular was the Little Moron jokes.

Why did the little moron drive his truck off of the empire state building?
He wanted to try out his air brakes.

Why did the little moron put his wife's body under the floor boards?
He wanted to sing I'm walking the floor over you.

I bet everyone's glad that I've forgotten the other 999999 +
Those little moron jokes turned into little Johnny jokes.

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question,
"Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"
"None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking."
Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you.
If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?"
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?"
"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."


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post #37 of 59 (permalink) Old Dec 22nd, 16, 4:51 PM
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Two guys getting chased in the forest by a bear. One stops to re-tie his shoe. The other one says 'why bother with that, you cant outrun a bear'. First one says


'I dont have to outrun the bear, I just have to just outrun you'
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There are three kinds of people in this world,
Ones that are good in math,
and ones that aren't.
There are 10 kinds of people that understand binary: The ones that do, and the ones that don't.
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post #39 of 59 (permalink) Old Dec 22nd, 16, 6:06 PM
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There are 10 kinds of people that understand binary: The ones that do, and the ones that don't.
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post #40 of 59 (permalink) Old Dec 22nd, 16, 7:06 PM
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There are 10 kinds of people that understand binary: The ones that do, and the ones that don't.
Dang, I was just going to add that one...

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Re: Two scientists walk into a bar...

So why would 2 really smart guys go into a bar and only order water?????????????


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So why would 2 really smart guys go into a bar and only order water?????????????
They were thirsty.

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post #43 of 59 (permalink) Old Dec 22nd, 16, 7:44 PM
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A guy goes to a zoo and the only animal was a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu.
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post #44 of 59 (permalink) Old Dec 24th, 16, 11:13 AM
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What did the father buffalo say to his son when he left for college?





Bison.


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post #45 of 59 (permalink) Old Dec 24th, 16, 12:15 PM
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There was once a man who was so busy he was having trouble getting all his work done. So he decided to have himself cloned. But his clone had a terribly foul mouth and cussed so much, he was of no use.

So the man decided to get rid of his clone. He took the clone to the top of the tallest building in the city and threw him over the edge of observation deck, and the clone fell to his death.

Later that day the man was arrested by police.

The charge?
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Making an obscene clone fall.
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