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post #1 of 15 (permalink) Old Apr 6th, 20, 3:14 PM Thread Starter
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teleconference with doctor,, for hemorrhoids.

so after years of riding those nasty buggers are acting up.

I called up the doctor office and said sure the doctor can see you but it will be a online video med conference...

I said serious???? How the hell is that suppose to work? beside wasting both our time am I suppose to squat over my lap top?? she didn't think it was too funny.

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last time I checked, a "conference" is much different than an exam. way to show your ass though to the lady on the phone. i bet she's glad she didn't facetime you. lol.

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Baby wipes and prep H. Gotta keep the chute clean. When the roids are gone, keep up with the baby wipes. Warm butt bath or sitz bath in Epsom salt or just hot water helps. Ice to relieve the pain and reduce swelling. YMMV. This worked for me.

I'm pretty sure your doctor will take your word for it and prescribe the cleaning and a miracle topical cream.
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Re: teleconference with doctor,, for hemorrhoids.

I propose the Gub mint give us all a lifetime supply of vaseline once we leave HS. Lord knows we could us it. Sorry for the humor!
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Re: teleconference with doctor,, for hemorrhoids.

I put up with them for 20 years and finally had em all removed. Best thing I ever did and never had a problem since. Perfect. Want to keep it that way too so no ones marching in there with a colonoscopy. Navy related, of course.

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I put up with them for 20 years and finally had em all removed. Best thing I ever did and never had a problem since. Perfect. Want to keep it that way too so no ones marching in there with a colonoscopy. Navy related, of course.
Navy ?? me too. first time I had an issue was after a 124 mission of sitting on my ass.

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Questions and answers to get your information?

In 1962, my old doctor said I had the worse case he had ever seen.

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My neck/back Drs office told me NO procedures until after the virus problem but I'd suggest getting them removed asap after this virus, my buddy of 40 yrs. had that done about 15+ yrs ago and doing great


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Re: teleconference with doctor,, for hemorrhoids.

I do not have a lap top and no camera on this old desk top and I do not have a cell phone..No video conferencing going to happen here.

I do have a 20 year old Sony Cyper Shot 3.2 mega pixel digital camera though.

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I do not have a lap top and no camera on this old desk top and I do not have a cell phone..No video conferencing going to happen here.

I do have a 20 year old Sony Cyper Shot 3.2 mega pixel digital camera though.

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Sorry to hear about the hemorrhoids.
I had a friend that had them removed and he is happy it was done.
those camera's do take good photos

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Navy ?? me too. first time I had an issue was after a 124 mission of sitting on my ass.
As a planesman on the first few patrols, we tended to put our feet up on the control panel for hours at a time. Not good. The fans also caused some hearing loss at that frequency too. The Doctor told me too, that I had one of the worst cases he had ever seen as well. Mostly internal. Folks that don't have them just dont get it. A literal pain in the ass. heh heh.
When I was getting checked out in the beginning, the doctor asked if it would be ok for the medical class to see the situation. He gave me a towel to cover up my genitals. I said I should just cover up my head instead so when I'm in the super market no one will recognize me. About half the class (10) were women as well. Go figure.
Get them taken care of. Laser/ surgical/rubber bands. Many ways. Mine was surgical. Absolutely the best thing I ever did.
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As a planesman on the first few patrols, we tended to put our feet up on the control panel for hours at a time. Not good. The fans also caused some hearing loss at that frequency too. The Doctor told me too, that I had one of the worst cases he had ever seen as well. Mostly internal. Folks that don't have them just dont get it. A literal pain in the ass. heh heh.
When I was getting checked out in the beginning, the doctor asked if it would be ok for the medical class to see the situation. He gave me a towel to cover up my genitals. I said I should just cover up my head instead so when I'm in the super market no one will recognize me. About half the class (10) were women as well. Go figure.
Get them taken care of. Laser/ surgical/rubber bands. Many ways. Mine was surgical. Absolutely the best thing I ever did.
Yep sitting planes watch did in a lot of ass holes.

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Re: teleconference with doctor,, for hemorrhoids.

Im glad the title of this post wasnt Hey guys, does this look like its a hemorrhoid?.
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Im glad the title of this post wasnt Hey guys, does this look like its a hemorrhoid?.
We should be able to like more than once..... LOL
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I can’t believe I read this entire thread! &#x1f601; I do hope you find some sphincter relief soon though!
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