Getting under it isn't that bad it's getting my fat a_s back out from under it and getting back into the upright position that's the killer.
It's like a new mario video game (if I didn't have a grandson, I'd have no idea)., yes, when it is time to get up, you make a look around.. you gage distances, using bifocals... (little error there, when was the last time you had your eyes checked?)
Got a plan? Great! Let's do it!
Slight roll, pulling at (choose wisely) this and.... it moves, roll some more, hit knee cap, catch shoulder, now roll, use arm, forearm, find socket and extension, plant right hand, now left hand
, palms on floor, raise right arm, grab nearest item you think that doesn't move...it does tho...pull body up and now on knees! Yay! At this point your mind is talking to you! Loudly! And it's SCOTTy from STAR TREK!
CAPTAIN all power is gone, wee got barely impulse power, what the flip are ewe doing? She can't handle much more! What you mean all ewe got?
The next part is balance and raising the bod ... nooo don't touch the car, the wall! Yeh it's a fine time to discuss maybe it wasn't such a bad idea to have steps mounted on the wall...up.up.up simba!!
YAY, reach into car, turn key, car starts at engagement, Vrooom... tick tick... still got an exhaust leak... damnit!
"Turns down hearing aid "