As I was driving home from a doctor's appointment this morning (which was cancelled without my knowledge :angry: ) I seen a dead cat on the street!

There you have it! My kill story, and noone can stop me!!!!!! HA HA HA!!!!

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I love a happy ending ;) :D

oh... we know the true story now.... cat... tiger:

http://www.the-hole.com/gto/tiger.jpg

GRRRRrrr!

and noone can stop me!!!!!! HA HA HA!!!!

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Wanna bet :D

DOH!!!!! It was only a joke Dean :p :D :D :D

No kidding?:D

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Got a compliment on the other thread was going to come back and edit it out was lame sounding.But then looked and said was a kill story,that was better.

I got lots of kill stories......deer, rabbits, squirrels,pheasants,grouse,woodcock,bear,caribou,t urkey.......oh and a few brain cells too! :beers:

well, that depends. were you and the cat racing? perhaps he threw a hairball and crossed into your lane? yah, now the sordid details come out. I bet he wishes you guys took it to the track. ;)

well, that depends. were you and the cat racing? perhaps he threw a hairball and crossed into your lane? yah, now the sordid details come out. I bet he wishes you guys took it to the track. ;)

Some damn cat tosses a hairball at me and im callin "the fuzz"

Free Cat (http://www.thehumorarchives.com/attachment.do?attachmentId=279&ts=1123106342354&s=CF39B76316AA1060EFC99A7B399EF81805EEAB7A)

Remember the time ZaZa Gabor (sp) was on the tonight show?

She had her cat sitting in her lap and asked Johnny Carson" Would you like you pet my pussy" Johnny said sure move the cat !!!!!!!!! ROTFLMAO. That is a TRUE story.

She even tried to Sue Carson.......

I thought it was Raquel Welch? It was a long time ago...