A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when
an absolutely stunning young woman came over to the table, gave the husband

a big open mouthed kiss, then said she'd see him later and walks away. The

wife glares at her husband saying, "Who the hell was that?"

"Oh," replied the husband, "she's my mistress."

"Well that's the last straw," screamed the wife, "I've had enough!

I want a divorce!"

"I can understand that," replied her husband, "but remember, if we

get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris , no more

wintering in Barbados , no more summers in Tuscany , no more Infinity or Lexus

in the garage, and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours."

Just then a mutual friend entered the restaurant with a gorgeous babe

on his arm. "Who's that woman with Jim?" asked the wife.

“That's his mistress," said the husband.

"Ours is prettier," she replied.

:yes::thumbsup:

Good one :)