A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom.

"You know what?" says the 6-year-old,

"I think it's about time we started cussing." The 4-year-old nods his head in approval.

The 6-year-old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with 'hell' and you say something with 'ass'..." The 4-year-old agrees with enthusiasm.


When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."

WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?" "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios!"

That little boy hasn't even experienced daddy's fury yet.

l:)l:)

We used to play a game of saying words that were close but not quite a cuss words in statements we would make to each other.. until the day my grandparents had company over playing cards.
We were sitting near the table when I told my sister she was full of sheets and WHAPP backhanded by grandma right in the lkisser!!!
I protested that I didn't say a cuss word to which she replied with only "close enough"! End of that little game!:yes:

I called my Aunt a B!TCH in front of my mom...ONCE. :)

We used to play a game of saying words that were close but not quite a cuss words in statements we would make to each other.. until the day my grandparents had company over playing cards.
We were sitting near the table when I told my sister she was full of sheets and WHAPP backhanded by grandma right in the lkisser!!!
I protested that I didn't say a cuss word to which she replied with only "close enough"! End of that little game!:yes:

heh, i did something similar to this. We would say SHHHHHHHH! and put our fingers up, then follow up wiht "it........" "Hoover dam" was a common one.