GAGE 1959
Jul 31st, 09, 12:12 AM
A hot blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a nice neighborhood. She found a
nice house and went up to the front door, knocked, and asked the man who
lived there if there was any jobs she could do.
"Well sure" He said. Can you paint my porch? And how much will it cost ?
How about $50.00 she said. He agreed, and told her the paint and ladders
were around back in the garage. The man's wife, in the house, heard the conversation, and asked him....does she know that the porch goes all around the whole house ? Sure she does, he said . She was standing on it !
A little while later, the blonde goes up to the front door to collect her $50.00
"Done already" he said . "Oh yes" she said, and i had enough left over to do 2 coats ! Very impressed, the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the
$50.00 and hands it to her. "Oh buy the way" the blonde added, that's not
a porch, that's a 1970 SS Chevelle !! :eek:
nice house and went up to the front door, knocked, and asked the man who
lived there if there was any jobs she could do.
"Well sure" He said. Can you paint my porch? And how much will it cost ?
How about $50.00 she said. He agreed, and told her the paint and ladders
were around back in the garage. The man's wife, in the house, heard the conversation, and asked him....does she know that the porch goes all around the whole house ? Sure she does, he said . She was standing on it !
A little while later, the blonde goes up to the front door to collect her $50.00
"Done already" he said . "Oh yes" she said, and i had enough left over to do 2 coats ! Very impressed, the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the
$50.00 and hands it to her. "Oh buy the way" the blonde added, that's not
a porch, that's a 1970 SS Chevelle !! :eek: