Hope this hasn't already been posted on here but someone sent me this joke the other day and I really got a kick out of it so I thought I would share it with y'all....

It seems this soldier serving in Afghanistan receives a Dear John letter from his girlfriend, Becky, from back in the States. She proceeds to tell him in the letter that he is just too far away to maintain a relationship, she can no longer wait for his return and she closes by saying she just wants to end it and would he please return the picture of her she had sent him.

Well the soldier is somewhat put off by this but he asks all his buds to give him all the photo's they can spare of their girlfriends, sisters, cousins, neighbors, aunts, whatever....then he proceeds to send her the follwing reply...

That is a first rate comeback!

Dan

Wonder if he is a M*A*S*H fan. That was part of one of the shows.

Ha, that's good.:thumbsup:

The Dear John stuff happens all the time to poor Joe. The worst revenge story I ever heard was what one soldier did after getting a Dear John letter, while deployed. He had brought some pics of him and his girlfriend along on the deployment, that showed the girlfriend in some "comprimising" positions. I'll let you use your imaginations, but if you think of someone eating a popsicle you'll be right on track. He sent this picture and a note to the ex-girlfriend's parents. The note said something like, you're loving daughter has broken up with me while I'm away at war, I just wanted to let you know what she has been doing the last six months (or however long they dated). BURN!!!

Awesome!

Classic, wonder what her parents thought then.

l:)l:):boxing:

Hahahahahahahhha!!!!!!!!!!!

I saw that MASH episode recently

I received a Dear John John letter back in March 1969. All I can remember doing after I read it was cry and thought my World had come to an end.

And if you're out there reading this Ms. Barbara (nee) Kay, I hope you're a big, fat, ugly mama by now......bi*ch. I wrote and told you I was in An Hoa up in I Corps with the 1st Recon Bn. at the time. Remember me now?

I received a Dear John John letter back in March 1969. All I can remember doing after I read it was cry and thought my World had come to an end.

And if you're out there reading this Ms. Barbara (nee) Kay, I hope you're a big, fat, ugly mama by now......bi*ch. I wrote and told you I was in An Hoa up in I Corps with the 1st Recon Bn. at the time. Remember me now?

Yeah, she remembers you and now she's single, has 4 kids by 4 different daddies, 3 false teeth, her t#ts sag to her waist and she's working 2 jobs AND hating every second of sending that letter.

:)

That is a first rate comeback!

Dan

Right On!

Yeah, she remembers you and now she's single, has 4 kids by 4 different daddies, 3 false teeth, her t#ts sag to her waist and she's working 2 jobs AND hating every second of sending that letter.

:)

She did have large one's for a nineteen year old at that time. :D

Thanks, Wally :beers:

YUP.. Seen her at wal*mart!!! Kids with no shoes. runny nose.

"YUP.. Seen her at wal*mart!!! Kids with no shoes. runny nose."

Back about '82 or so.

Now it's the sniveling grand kid's and the Daughter's loser ex's!

He, He!!

pdq67

'Been there, done that. My ex sent me an e-mail while I was downrange and told me she was leaving me for another woman. Later she told me it was a joke and she was sorry.

A year later she and I split. We both found another woman to be with. (not the same woman, obviously):D

No hard feelings though. We're still pretty good friends. We both understand we were better friends than we ever were husband and wife.

Yeah, she remembers you and now she's single, has 4 kids by 4 different daddies, 3 false teeth, her t#ts sag to her waist and she's working 2 jobs AND hating every second of sending that letter.

:)

In fact, she's so fat you can't even tell she's wearing flip-flops other than the little piece that goes between the toes.

That's classic:D

This stuff happens alot, I received two on two differrent deployments. One was a fiance, the other the ex-wife. Now I have a wonderful wife and 4 beautiful kids but looking back it sucked to go through.

In fact, she's so fat you can't even tell she's wearing flip-flops other than the little piece that goes between the toes.

That's gross.:D

My ex-wife sent me a letter and divorce papers when I was in week 3 of Basic Training. Yeah, it sucked, but like badrad it all worked out for the better for me. Great new wife and 3 great kids now.

Same here, great wife and two wonderful kids now. Oh, and the ex got busted in a meth. lab raid back in December 08.

Same here, great wife and two wonderful kids now. Oh, and the ex got busted in a meth. lab raid back in December 08.

My new wife found my ex on Facebook, she got REALLY FAT!:D