Fast approaching 60, had to go for my annual physical last week........Don't hear quite as well as i use to....Doctor says he needs a stool sample, urine sample, and a sperm sample...i ask him to repeat it, he does, i still don't catch what he's saying, once again he repeats it.....finally my wife yells out," Rick, give him your underwear".............:D

Is one able to give a sperm sample at age 60?:D I didn't think the sperms had that long a life span.

Powdered sperm, just add water...at Wally World, next to the Trojans:D

Powdered sperm, just add water...at Wally World, next to the Trojans:D

Wasn't that kept in the fallout shelters in the 60s?

60 ain't old, I had an uncle that was still banging at 82... he was probably squirtin dust balls, but he was still gettin his noodle wet:D

I bang and sometimes make a creaking noise when I get out of bed.:confused:

Fast approaching 60, had to go for my annual physical last week........Don't hear quite as well as i use to....Doctor says he needs a stool sample, urine sample, and a sperm sample...i ask him to repeat it, he does, i still don't catch what he's saying, once again he repeats it.....finally my wife yells out," Rick, give him your underwear".............:D

He brought all this on himself guys. A lifetime of loud music, Spam sandwiches, and self-abuse made him this way. When he was 10, momma caught him playing with himself. She told him if he didn't stop, he'd go blind. He replied "Momma, can I just do it till I need glasses?"

That is priceless.

getting older beats the alternative all to pieces.

Welcome to the "Age Of Pain".If you don't hurt you are not moving.

Momma said i go blind, but not crazy........of all the things i've lost in my life, i miss my mind the most:sad:

Must be why I've worn glasses since age 9.:D

I guess I didn't do it enough ..... LOL .....

The less often you fill the tank with new product, the more prone you are to protate cancer. So when the little lady cuts you off, she may be trying to kill you.

Oh my god ! I'm turning 60 in december, and you guys just gave me the best laugh in a long time..actually my wife says sometimes honey we have to do it sometime just so we can say we can...I wish my body was thirty sometimes

He, He!!

I know an old man that still has hair in the palm of both hands!

He's a Priest!

pdq67

I'm 6 months from being 61 and I feel that if more people had sex, life would be much nicer!! Kinda takes the edge off!!!!!!!

For what it's worth,I'm sitting on the front porch with my dog,drinking a beer looking at the ridge.Life is good.:thumbsup:

Doctors say that 60% of all men admit to it. The other 40% are liars.

Doctors say that 60% of all men admit to it. The other 40% are liars.

To sitting on the front porch with their dog?:D