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: You mean Cap'n Crunchberries aren't real?!


davewho1
Jun 4th, 09, 3:14 PM
You just gotta love humans and their greed and stupidity :rolleyes: :clonk:

http://www.abajournal.com/news/judge_tosses_suit_claiming_crunchberry_deception_b y_capn_crunch/print/

Kim57
Jun 4th, 09, 4:01 PM
It doesn't say if she had an attorney or if she was just some loon doing it on her own.
Kim

7-t-elco
Jun 4th, 09, 4:04 PM
The Cap'n lied to us??? :confused:

grandsport
Jun 4th, 09, 4:07 PM
Her attorney Tony Tiger was too busy to take on the case. I think the lady is just some kind of Froot Loop.

PaPa Johns 77
Jun 4th, 09, 4:14 PM
You mean a Judge finally kicked one of these idiotic cases for a change???
They should have done the same with the lady and the hot coffee from McDonalds! Not to mention dozens more.
They need to start making these idiots pay the court back for the time wasted to hear these stupid cases!

Brian_d
Jun 4th, 09, 5:56 PM
^^^x2!!!^^^

DOUG G
Jun 4th, 09, 6:11 PM
You mean a Judge finally kicked one of these idiotic cases for a change???
They should have done the same with the lady and the hot coffee from McDonalds! Not to mention dozens more.
They need to start making these idiots pay the court back for the time wasted to hear these stupid cases!
X 3

Can't fix Stupid :noway:

Linux Demon
Jun 4th, 09, 6:15 PM
You mean a Judge finally kicked one of these idiotic cases for a change???
They should have done the same with the lady and the hot coffee from McDonalds! Not to mention dozens more.
They need to start making these idiots pay the court back for the time wasted to hear these stupid cases!

X4. I'll take it a step further and suggest that they make it a criminal offense to file a frivolous case.

Q-ship
Jun 4th, 09, 6:23 PM
^^^^X5, I'll accept your criminal charges for frivilous lawsuit and raise it to sterialization........stuipid just shouldn't breed.

furball8994
Jun 4th, 09, 6:33 PM
Her attorney Tony Tiger was too busy to take on the case. I think the lady is just some kind of Froot Loop.

You really shouldn't Bran her a Coco Puff. Her Life may not be as Golden Grahams as yours. I also think someone was playing Trix on her

grandsport
Jun 4th, 09, 6:40 PM
You really shouldn't Bran her a Coco Puff. Her Life may not be as Golden Grahams as yours. I also think someone was playing Trix on her

You should thank your Lucky Charms I'm not there to Sugar Smack you upside the head.:yes:

novaderrik
Jun 4th, 09, 6:42 PM
wow.. a judge in Cali throwing out a frivolous lawsuit. that's gotta be a first..

furball8994
Jun 4th, 09, 6:47 PM
You should thank your Lucky Charms I'm not there to Sugar Smack you upside the head.:yes:

Yea right.... I'd Kix your Quaker oats right back to PA..:boxing:

zeke67
Jun 4th, 09, 6:51 PM
You should thank your Lucky Charms I'm not there to Sugar Smack you upside the head.:yes:

You can't Sugar Smack her anymore. It's just Smacks now, they removed the word Sugar. It was too unhealthy. Same for Sugar Corn Pops. Just Pops now. Some day Cookie Crisp will probably be Crisp because cookies for breakfast are unhealthy.

On a different note, I'm still trying to figure out who to sue ever since that hot dog tree I planted never grew.

Calibu
Jun 4th, 09, 8:00 PM
You can't get away with the crunch because the crunch gives you away!

chevelledude71
Jun 4th, 09, 8:19 PM
I guess her and Count Chocula are going to get a divorce now?

grandsport
Jun 4th, 09, 8:20 PM
I guess her and Count Chocula are going to get a divorce now?

What will happen to their kids,Snap,Crackle and Pop?

chevelledude71
Jun 4th, 09, 8:34 PM
What will happen to their kids,Snap,Crackle and Pop?

I guess they'll go to the Wheaties home for kids. :)

grandsport
Jun 4th, 09, 9:14 PM
I guess her and Count Chocula are going to get a divorce now?

He caught her fooling around with Frankenberry.

pdvanocudadave
Jun 4th, 09, 9:18 PM
NEWS ALERT :captain crunch has just been arrested by the cereal police, making the arrest was snap crackle pop, kix, sugar smacks, count chocula, and the keebler elves. He has been arrested and is being held on a half million dollars bond for falsifying his crunch berries that are not real berries, they are alleged to be cereal. Captain Crunch is looking at 15 to 30 years in prison. the prosecuting attorney is all out to stop these frauds and the hamburgular of McDonalds was recently sentenced to life in prison for stealing hamburgers and his side kick wimpy from popeye is still on the run.

mr 4 speed
Jun 4th, 09, 9:45 PM
crunchberry fields..forever

where is Jackie Chiles when you need him? l:) ;)

or Robert Vaughn.."tell Captain Crunch you mean business"

grandsport
Jun 4th, 09, 9:49 PM
crunchberry fields..forever

where is Jackie Chiles when you need him? l:) ;)

He's defending a cereal killer.l:)

7-t-elco
Jun 4th, 09, 9:52 PM
He's defending a cereal killer.l:)
l:)l:)

PaPa Johns 77
Jun 4th, 09, 10:51 PM
crunchberry fields..forever

l:)I'll be hearing that all night in my head now!!!l:)

Cam
Jun 5th, 09, 12:00 AM
I just want to say that you guys are hillarious!

Recalling back to Saturday Night Live where Phil Hartman was spoofing a law firm advertisement: " Q: A lawsuit must have merit to go forth" "A: False!"

Now they have actually banned advertising aimed at children. First of all, whatever happened to parental involvement?

Whatever happened to all the fun in the world?

chevelledude71
Jun 5th, 09, 12:19 AM
I just want to say that you guys are hillarious!

Recalling back to Saturday Night Live where Phil Hartman was spoofing a law firm advertisement: " Q: A lawsuit must have merit to go forth" "A: False!"

Now they have actually banned advertising aimed at children. First of all, whatever happened to parental involvement?

Whatever happened to all the fun in the world?

It's on youtube or the old video camera tapes. :)

grandsport
Jun 5th, 09, 12:24 AM
I like threads like this.:yes:

7-t-elco
Jun 5th, 09, 1:40 AM
I like threads like this.:yes:
I do too, but they make my tummy hurt. :D