After reading about grandsports daughters coffee explosion I figured I'd share some funnys about my daughter.

last years she broke her ankle, she comes wobbling out into the kitchen on crutches.
I jump up and roll my eye and say Payt you got you crutches on the wrongs sides! I switch the crutches and leave.
the next she tells my wife I can't figure out how Dad tell the left crutch from the right. my wife spit diet coke out her nose and across the living room :D

Payton just gives me so much to work with that I can't resist

I'm on crutches and I CAN'T tell the difference either.

:)

Hilarious. l:)l:)
But, I don't know if your daughter's comment or your wife's reaction is funnier.

Never a dull moment is there? Definately worth the price of admission.:yes:

You guys are tough.... I'm surprised the girls even talk with you anymore!

Speaking for myself,Lindsay knows.:yes:

lets all just hope she was humoring you ;)

unfortunely she wasn't , smart as can be in the books, but dingy as all heck.

I'm still waiting on a rebound from last week when she asked me if it was horses or cows in the fields.
I told her they were hybryds, horses that you can still milk, and cut them up and eat them when they get old. :D

my daughter married a great guy, he's in iraq now, third tour. anyway she went threw a phase where she'd bring these little wanna be gangsta's home. one night this little pisher was giving me a hard time. now let me tell you, if he hadn't had shoes on, he wouldn't weigh enough for gravity to hold him down. at one point i'd had enough, i take a good ribbing, but only if you give me respect, so at this point i walked over to the couch, bent over and had my eyes about two inches from his, i said in a voice barely audible, i tell him i ------ guys like him in prison. his eyes got about 4" in diameter, he made some excuse as to why he had to leave, and we never saw him again.

later that night the kid approaches the wife and is asking about my time in prison, as she asks why i was there, i walk in and nonchlantly say, i did time for killing a smart ass kid, and walk out. the rest of her boyfriends treated me well, and her current husband met me for the first time, while i was fighting some kid in the front yard...timing is everything... to this day, she doesn't know i never did a day in jail...

My oldest daughter had surgery yesterday where they removed the top rib on her right. She had the same surgery on her left about 2 years ago. Let's just say Kim isn't an idea patient. She had the surgery in the same hospital she was in before and many of the people working there are the same people who where before.Anyway when I spoke to my wife she told me I wouldn't believe how nice Kim was being to everyone. So I asked the question "what'd they do with the bone?" Maybe that's why her attitude changed? Actually I think she's becoming an adult finally

Ask her if she wants to buy some left handed screw drivers? :D

my daughter married a great guy, he's in iraq now, third tour. anyway she went threw a phase where she'd bring these little wanna be gangsta's home. one night this little pisher was giving me a hard time. now let me tell you, if he hadn't had shoes on, he wouldn't weigh enough for gravity to hold him down. at one point i'd had enough, i take a good ribbing, but only if you give me respect, so at this point i walked over to the couch, bent over and had my eyes about two inches from his, i said in a voice barely audible, i tell him i ------ guys like him in prison. his eyes got about 4" in diameter, he made some excuse as to why he had to leave, and we never saw him again.

later that night the kid approaches the wife and is asking about my time in prison, as she asks why i was there, i walk in and nonchlantly say, i did time for killing a smart ass kid, and walk out. the rest of her boyfriends treated me well, and her current husband met me for the first time, while i was fighting some kid in the front yard...timing is everything... to this day, she doesn't know i never did a day in jail...good one bill,love reading your posts, man:D

well got me for the horse thing, actually I think grandma helped or put the idea in her head. nice warm day here and she dumps a pitcher of cooler ice water down my back, almost went in to cartiac arrest.
boy she got it coming ....................all in good fun! :D

well got me for the horse thing, actually I think grandma helped or put the idea in her head. nice warm day here and she dumps a pitcher of cooler ice water down my back, almost went in to cartiac arrest.
boy she got it coming ....................all in good fun! :D

Puts some hair dye in her shampoo or have your wife throw cold water on her when she's in the tub. I would say shower, but she may fall down and bump her noggin' and you don't want that. :)

I love to tease my daughters, but I guess I do it ALL the time... So now they rarely take me seriously...

And now, even at 6 and 4 years old, they are starting to tease me back... Just Saturday, I was working in the yard, when I felt the cold spray from the garden hose hit me... There was my 6-year old smiling as she sprinkled me, then she dropped the hose and giggled as she ran away...

I'm lucky to have a daughter that I get along with well. We talk about nearly everything. She's just finishing grade 10.

This didn't happen to me, but an associate. When he asked his kid "what are you getting me for Christmas?" the 4 year old barked out "A muzzle!" :D

my wifes daughter(16 yrs old) went to get out of cindys 87 4x4 chevy, and went butt over tin cups on the ground,my wife asked her what she was thinking,the step daughter quickly said !!!!!!

" I THOUGHT I WAS IN YOUR CAR!!!!!!!"

ok????????

rth

Ask her if she wants to buy some left handed screw drivers? :D

Or a metric adjustable wrench :D