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Sleeper '69
Feb 26th, 09, 12:28 PM
Make sure you read to the bottom.

From A West Virginia FARM KID in the Marines
(NOW AT San Diego MARINE CORPS RECRUIT TRAINING)

Dear Ma and Pa,

I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps
beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all
of the places are filled.
I was restless at first because you get to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m. But I am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before
breakfast is smooth your cot, and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing.
Men got to shave but it is not so bad, there's warm water. Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc., but kind of
weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and other regular food, but tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by the two city boys that live on
coffee. Their food, plus yours, holds you until noon when you get fed again.
It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much.
We go on 'route marches,' which the platoon sergeant says are long walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it's not my place to tell him different. A 'route march' is about as far as to our mailbox at home.
Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks.
The sergeant is like a school teacher. He nags a lot. The Captain is like the school board. Majors and Colonels just ride around and frown. They don't
bother you none.
This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep getting medals for shooting. I don't know why. The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunk
head and don't move, and it ain't shooting at you like the Higgett boys at home. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don't even load your own cartridges, they come in boxes.
Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training. You get to wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real careful though, they break real easy.
It ain't like fighting with that ole bull at home. I'm about the best they got in this except for that Tug Jordan from over in Silver Lake. I only beat him once. He joined up the same time as me, but I'm only 5'6' and 130 pounds and he's 6'8' and near 300 pounds dry.
Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellers get onto this setup and come stampeding in.

Your loving daughter,

Alice

FLASHED
Feb 26th, 09, 12:49 PM
Thats a good one

grandsport
Feb 26th, 09, 12:51 PM
:thumbsup:

frosty22
Feb 26th, 09, 3:02 PM
I was one of them "City Boys" LOL..Way back in the 70's. Still had My first Chevelle then.

furball8994
Feb 26th, 09, 7:58 PM
I was one of them "City Boys" LOL..Way back in the 70's. Still had My first Chevelle then.

Did Alice pick on you to???? :D

grandsport
Feb 26th, 09, 8:10 PM
Did Alice pick on you to???? :D

My "Alice" was named Patty,always beat the crap out of me at the playground! She is now a highschool phys.ed teacher!!!! :eek:

chevelledude71
Feb 26th, 09, 11:38 PM
Oldie but a goodie.

Unfortunately, the person that changed the place where this female went to boot camp didn't do their homework. Females only go to Boot Camp at Parris Island, SC.

Redrum
Feb 27th, 09, 12:33 AM
All in all it is funny though....

MalibuMike70
Feb 27th, 09, 11:07 AM
Your loving daughter,

Alice
I don't know what you guys feed your women down south but I'm sure they don't miss many meals, you guys sure do like them big and manly looking though.
Just teasin, I know how protective of your farm animals and women you southern folk are.

frosty22
Feb 27th, 09, 1:50 PM
Oldie but a goodie.

Unfortunately, the person that changed the place where this female went to boot camp didn't do their homework. Females only go to Boot Camp at Parris Island, SC.
True. I remember at San Diego, We used to Chant as We ran By the Navy's Fences: "Navy, Navy, Don't be Blue. My little Sister has long Hair too, and if I had a low IQ, I'd of joined the Navy too"

No offense to any of you Navy Guys;)