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SebJr
Feb 17th, 09, 6:30 PM
you damn dirty ape :D.... was the first thing I thought of after hearing about this (http://www.reuters.com/article/mediaNews/idUSN1750384020090217) on the radio this AM :(

grandsport
Feb 17th, 09, 6:51 PM
I wonder which high profile attorney is going to represent the chimps family in the lawsuit against the police?

BlueSS454
Feb 17th, 09, 7:11 PM
I wonder which high profile attorney is going to represent the chimps family in the lawsuit against the police?

Jackie Chiles :D :D :D

grandsport
Feb 17th, 09, 7:15 PM
Jackie Chiles :D :D :D

Yeah,I forgot all about him.

SebJr
Feb 17th, 09, 7:16 PM
Jackie Chiles :D :D :D

I was trying to think of the Seinfeld guy... thanks Tom:D

wills65
Feb 17th, 09, 7:19 PM
Jackie Chiles LOL. Im watching Seinfeld right now! How funny. George just bought John Voight's Chrysler LeBaron.

Freddy Mercado
Feb 17th, 09, 7:20 PM
Hey, I know that chimp!!! We had a run in with him a few years ago, as he jumped out of the car because someone on the street was teasing him. It took three hours to capture him, and then only because he wanted to be captured. I knew it was going to be only a matter of time. These people had the chimp in their cars all the time. Too bad for all involved, including the chimp.

jpete
Feb 17th, 09, 7:23 PM
I want to know what kind of health plan covers anti depressants to primates?

grandsport
Feb 17th, 09, 7:25 PM
I want to know what kind of health plan covers anti depressants to primates?

Blue Chimp?

SebJr
Feb 17th, 09, 7:27 PM
Hey, I know that chimp!!! We had a run in with him a few years ago, as he jumped out of the car because someone on the street was teasing him. It took three hours to capture him, and then only because he wanted to be captured. I knew it was going to be only a matter of time. These people had the chimp in their cars all the time. Too bad for all involved, including the chimp.

That's right..... your beat wasn't it, so the chimp was a punk huh??:D

jpete
Feb 17th, 09, 7:35 PM
Blue Chimp?

Dang why didn't I think of that? :) Just to redeem myself, how about "Blue Chimp/Blue Simian" :D

grandsport
Feb 17th, 09, 7:38 PM
Blue Simian? Please keep politics out of this.:D

mr 4 speed
Feb 17th, 09, 9:04 PM
I was thinking of "Every which way but loose" after I heard about this...

70SS540
Feb 17th, 09, 9:36 PM
I wonder which high profile attorney is going to represent the chimps family in the lawsuit against the police?

They probably wont go after the police. They will go after the drug company that made the lime disease meds! :sad:

jpete
Feb 17th, 09, 11:29 PM
How many people in Connecticut own chimps that they needed this?

Connecticut law requires anyone who owns a primate heavier than 50 pounds to obtain a state permit. But Herold was exempted from the law.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29227429/

Freddy Mercado
Feb 18th, 09, 10:16 AM
I don't know if you all have heard..... The victim in the case is in really bad shape. The chimp basically ripped her face off. Very sad and my prayers are with her and her family.

mmurphy77
Feb 18th, 09, 10:57 AM
I don't know if you all have heard..... The victim in the case is in really bad shape. The chimp basically ripped her face off. Very sad and my prayers are with her and her family.

I agree with Freddy on this one. Major tragedy that left the victim with 'life-altering' wounds. Why don't people get it? You CAN'T have a wild animal for a pet. I heard a vet say, "If it's got teeth, it bites!" People with Tigers and Alligators, etc. are just asking for trouble.

SebJr
Feb 18th, 09, 6:17 PM
They had the 911 call playing on the radio stations around here today.:sad:

Les Saville
Feb 18th, 09, 7:54 PM
Carry concealed just became more attractive. ;)

jason dearduff
Feb 19th, 09, 10:16 AM
remember planet of the apes? this is just the beginning!!!!!

Beaux
Feb 19th, 09, 11:46 AM
All I have learned from these monkey attacks....other than not to have a monkey...is that if they come at you there are two critical things you need to do. Cover your testicles and your face. For some reason monkeys like to rip off testicles and faces, its their primary go to move....one hand over face, one hand over testis and then pray to god that the monkey gets distracted.

People are stupid. Friggin monkey in your house, sleeps with you, cuddles with you, give it some xanax, make it tea....I got an idea, lady - Pop that Xanax yourself and GET A FRIGGIN DATE!!!!

I think this lady was doin' a little more than "raising and caring" for this monkey.....Monkey got jealous and took out the potential "suiter" that was going to steal his woman. Off with the face. Only saving grace is the woman attacked didnt have testicles becuase they'd of been ripped off too. Where a helmet and a cup if you have a friend with a monkey.

70SS540
Feb 19th, 09, 4:33 PM
I'll just have my 45 with 10 round clip & hollow points if I ever go near one. I hate monkeys. Ever see the "Dirty Jobs" episode where they go to that monkey compound owned another by another woman monkey freak? Those were small monkeys with big teeth!

70isfine
Feb 19th, 09, 8:46 PM
Jackie Chiles LOL. Im watching Seinfeld right now! How funny. George just bought John Voight's Chrysler LeBaron.
I hope he didn't fall for the undercoating.

SebJr
Feb 20th, 09, 9:21 AM
The victim was flown to Cleveland to have some major face reconstruction....I heard an interview with the owner and she was telling how the chimp used to comb her hair, take care of her and was her friend.
I think she may have been :wacko: :sad: