Bobby finally gets the courage to ask Melissa out...She agrees but says she wants him to come for dinner and meet her mom and dad....then she whispers to him that after dinner she will have her first sex with him......Both excited and terrified, since it will be his first time also, he goes to the local drug store for condoms and advice. The druggist spends several minutes explaining the dos and don'ts of sex, the ask him how many he wants. 3-pack,5-pack,10-pack, or family pack? Excitedly he replies family pack....youthful excitement you know. He arrives later that evening, sits down at table. Melissas mom ask Bobby to say grace, he bows his head, and for the longest time says nothing.....5 minutes, then 10, then 20 minutes pass..Finally Melissa leans over and says, I didn't know you were so religious. Bobby whispers back, I didn't know your father was the druggist