barryt
Jan 27th, 09, 8:20 AM
I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes.
When I came out, there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires!
So I called him a piece of horse ****.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
But I didn't care, my car was parked around the corner.
Try to have a little fun each day. It's important.
When I came out, there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires!
So I called him a piece of horse ****.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
But I didn't care, my car was parked around the corner.
Try to have a little fun each day. It's important.