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Soooo, this is the best I can do.

Kindergarten Farts

A kindergarten teacher is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word “definitely.”

To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence.

The first student raises his hand and says, “The sky is definitely blue”.

The teacher replies, “Well, that isn’t entirely correct, because sometimes it’s gray and cloudy”.

Another student says, “Grass is definitely green.”

The teacher again replies “If grass doesn’t get enough water it turns brown, so that isn’t really correct either.”

Another student raises his hand and asks the teacher “Do farts have lumps?”

The teacher looked at him and said, “No…But that isn’t really a question you want to ask in class discussion.”

So the student replies,



















“Then I definitely pooped in my pants.”

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huh?

lmao... :D:D:D

Good one there :thumbsup::D

huh?

The kid drew mud. Do I have to draw a picture!! ;)

It's called a "shart".. :)

It's called a "shart".. :)

Electric farts. One of them ones with juice in it!

It's called a "shart".. :)

man, I didn't think anyone else used that saying :D

Oh yea I thought everybody new what a shart was

good one. just read it to my 9yo and he's laughing his but off too:D