Chicken Coupe
Dec 19th, 08, 4:49 PM
A Doctor in Newfoundland wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant named George.
"Garge, I am going hunting tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients".
"Yes, sir!" answers George.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: "So, Garge, how was your day?"
George told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL."
"Bravo mate, and the second one?" asks the doctor.
"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir," says George.
"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this, and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.
"I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters.
Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything, and shouts: 'HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!'"
"T'underin' lard Jesus, Garge, what did you do?" asks the doctor.
"I put drops in her eyes" says George.
"Garge, I am going hunting tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients".
"Yes, sir!" answers George.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: "So, Garge, how was your day?"
George told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL."
"Bravo mate, and the second one?" asks the doctor.
"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir," says George.
"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this, and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.
"I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters.
Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything, and shouts: 'HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!'"
"T'underin' lard Jesus, Garge, what did you do?" asks the doctor.
"I put drops in her eyes" says George.