My wife and I went to the state fair and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,
"THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR"

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs .....Smiled and said, "He mated 50 times last year."

We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR"

My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, "WOW~~That's more than twice a week! ..........You could learn a lot from him."

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,
"THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR"

My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
"That's once a day... You could REALLY learn something from this one."


I looked at her and said,
"Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow."

And that is how the fight started... My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.

That was great.l:)

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That was funny... Good stuff.:D:thumbsup:

she left herself wide open for that one

Outstanding!

she left herself wide open for that one
That's almost as good as the joke Andy!

I can't wait for my wife to get back from the store!!l:)l:)l:)

You had me going......FUNNY!!!

Pretty good one. Ill bet even Dean enjoyed it.:D

Pretty good one. Ill bet even Dean enjoyed it.:D

don't push your luck :D

Dean doesn't laugh... His wooden teeth would fall out...:D

I would have posted the pictures but I forgot how... Just imagine three different bulls and an old guy with bruises on his face in a neck brace at the end of the joke... :D