Happy Hump Day!

A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.

"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking." Then Little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." "The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on... but I like your thinking."

Gotta love those Little Johnny jokes.

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And my daughter wonders why I call my grandson Jonathan "Lil Johnny".

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That must be an old one. It is now not PC to talk about the hurting of poor, innocent aminuls.

Funny either way. :)

Class, I want you to use the word fascinate in a sentence. From the back of the class Lil Johnny is waving his hand. OK Johnny....... My sisters sweater has 10 buttons, but her ti ts are so big she can only fasten eight!!

and my daughter wonders why i call my grandson jonathan "lil johnny".

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A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign reading, “BEST DEALS.”

He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign reading, “LOWEST PRICES.”

The shopkeeper panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop. It read: “MAIN ENTRANCE.”