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Chicken Coupe
Sep 12th, 08, 12:44 PM
Last night my wife and I were sitting in the den. I was reading all the posts on Chevelles.com, she was watching TV.

I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all, If that ever happens, just pull the plug.’

So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my beer.

She’s such a poophead sometimes. :beers:

barryt
Sep 12th, 08, 1:25 PM
Foot in mouth syndrome l:)

well at least she DID NOT go and get a pistol and hand it to him / you ;)

bowkevin
Sep 12th, 08, 2:19 PM
My wife seems to agree!!!l:)

PaPa Johns 77
Sep 12th, 08, 2:32 PM
My wife seems to agree!!!l:)

It's a common affliction among wives.:sad:

The Deejay
Sep 12th, 08, 5:16 PM
But can you imagine life without them.. Seeing them roll their eyes when you roll up with "another POS' I bring home parts i don't need from swap meets just to get that roll of the eyes. Course i haven't been right since before Otis Redding died.:)

Andy69
Sep 12th, 08, 5:19 PM
But can you imagine life without them.. Seeing them roll their eyes when you roll up with "another POS' I bring home parts i don't need from swap meets just to get that roll of the eyes. Course i haven't been right since before Otis Redding died.:)

you have to bring home parts to get that look? I just have to mention that there is a car show coming up.

The Deejay
Sep 12th, 08, 5:27 PM
Thats the sneaky part, always tell them you're going to Sears to look at tools. That way they don't want to go with you. Course for two or three day shows it gets a little tougher.

Chicken Coupe
Sep 12th, 08, 5:52 PM
Thats the sneaky part, always tell them you're going to Sears to look at tools. That way they don't want to go with you. Course for two or three day shows it gets a little tougher.

That's gotta be the biggest Sears store in the World!

Chevello
Sep 12th, 08, 6:38 PM
That is funny, I just read it to my Wi..................*CARRIER LOST*..............

PaPa Johns 77
Sep 12th, 08, 8:30 PM
you have to bring home parts to get that look? I just have to mention that there is a car show coming up.

All I have to do to get that look is walk into the bedroom neked!:sad:

Chicken Coupe
Sep 12th, 08, 10:33 PM
All I have to do to get that look is walk into the bedroom neked!:sad:

You walk in neked?

Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha! You guys are killin' me!!!!

The Deejay
Sep 12th, 08, 10:41 PM
And all this time i thought just us southern guys got nekked. You never know do you?

pnugene
Sep 12th, 08, 10:45 PM
If you really wanna get a big roll of the eyes from the wife, start hiding parts and cars for your buddies. I live next door to my brother. When th little lady asks about some new item in the basement, I tell her it's my brother's stuff.

pnugene
Sep 12th, 08, 10:47 PM
You walk in neked?

Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha! You guys are killin' me!!!!

Foxworthy: "If you're nude, you ain't got no clothes on. If you're nekked, you ain't got no clothes on, and you're up to something."