fast cars turn women on! [Archive] - Chevelle Tech

: fast cars turn women on!


Andy69
Sep 5th, 08, 8:39 AM
http://blog.wired.com/cars/2008/09/weve-got-some-b.html

I'd like to see the same test done with muscle cars :)

MikeMalibu
Sep 5th, 08, 9:59 AM
Recently my neighbor inherited his friend possessions, including a 70 Challenger. This friend owned the car since new. While digging though the many boxes of stuff, my neighbor came across a photo album that was full of pictures, about 100 pages with 4 photos on each page. Every photo was a picture of a woman, all different women, wearing a bathing suit and standing next to, and many times laying across, the Challenger. Of course we had to study every picture closely for its archaeological value in demonstrating female bathing suit trends over 30 some years. How he got that many half-naked women to pose next to his car … well, it must have been the car because he was no Brad Pit.

1BLACKHARLEY
Sep 5th, 08, 10:06 AM
Recently my neighbor inherited his friend possessions, including a 70 Challenger. This friend owned the car since new. While digging though the many boxes of stuff, my neighbor came across a photo album that was full of pictures, about 100 pages with 4 photos on each page. Every photo was a picture of a woman, all different women, wearing a bathing suit and standing next to, and many times laying across, the Challenger. Of course we had to study every picture closely for its archaeological value in demonstrating female bathing suit trends over 30 some years. How he got that many half-naked women to pose next to his car … well, it must have been the car because he was no Brad Pit.

sooooo, the old saying...wortless without pics, ring a bell????? how about sharing?????

Andy69
Sep 5th, 08, 10:06 AM
I dunno Brad, how do women feel about pickle buckets? LMAO!!!!

Andy69
Sep 5th, 08, 10:07 AM
yeah Mike, pony up :)

barryt
Sep 5th, 08, 10:09 AM
That leaves your Buick out then Andy.l:)

:D l:)

you are going to make Andy:boxing:

1badss396
Sep 5th, 08, 10:23 AM
I dunno Brad, how do women feel about pickle buckets? LMAO!!!!
They always like the dill flavor.:D
Mike pony up on those pictures TC rulezzzz:yes:

MikeMalibu
Sep 5th, 08, 10:28 AM
Funny guys.... I'd be at the scanner all day. You'll just have to use your imagination :)

Andy69
Sep 5th, 08, 10:36 AM
I don't think Mike has any pictures :p

MikeMalibu
Sep 5th, 08, 10:51 AM
My neighbor has the photo album. He'd think me a pervert if I ask to scan the pictures, yes?

Andy69
Sep 5th, 08, 10:57 AM
My friend's cousin's ex-boss had a 63 Chevelle SS with a built V12, only 2 were ever made, and one was sent to the crusher after it got a flat tire ;)

he he, we're just busting on you Mike

MikeMalibu
Sep 5th, 08, 11:08 AM
I know you are, Andy69. It's an odd, but funny, story so I thought I'd share. The running joke in the neighborhood is that I'm quickly trying to restore my Chevelle so that I can start my own photo album. Now if can only get my lovely, very modest wife to put on a swim suit for a photo shoot I'd be happy !!!!

OrrieG
Sep 5th, 08, 2:17 PM
There's a bunch of ricer kids in my neighborhood that seem to always be hanging around the street when I drive home from work in the 64. Always cracks me up that when I cruise by the guys try to ignore the rumble and their girls turn and stare. Ahhh to be 25 again....

ssal396
Sep 5th, 08, 3:41 PM
My neighbor has the photo album. He'd think me a pervert if I ask to scan the pictures, yes?

He's probably already got them scanned ;):D

Beaux
Sep 5th, 08, 4:06 PM
If only it really was the cars and not the money that the cars project.

Thats what turns these women on.....its not the cars, its the status those cars project about their owners. Met plenty a guy in life with a car that was fast and projected wealth and success.....and attracted women by the handfull....until those women found out where they lived (run down apartment) and that they were almost literally working to pay for a car. No savings, no real wealth, no retirement and guess what? Women left in a hurry.

This is why muscle cars generally dont bring this to the table. Women dont really understand what they are worth and what they cost when well done. The way to level out the playing field with this would be to start a campaign to get across that they take a good amount of money to do right and to maintain and can be made to be faster.

you can test this out if you want - go rent a high end car, make sure theres no tags pertaining to rental or anything. Do it for a week and see what you get. Play the rich guy in the car but then drive the chick out to eat at outback and take her home to your apartment with car parts in the kitchen. Guarantee they wont be back. Might call you to pick them up so they can pretend to have a rich man or portray that they are rich....but its all about the money and never about the car.

MikeMalibu
Sep 5th, 08, 4:11 PM
He's probably already got them scanned ;):D

LOL...He said he's spending lots O time at the computer these days. Trying to sell the inherited stuff, which includes hordes of Snap-On tools and NOS Mopar stuff. Or maybe he IS scanning those pix. He's 72... might extend his life :)

But this is all off topic.... let's get back to proving young girls like muscle cars.:thumbsup:

I think this is the reason my 26 yr old son wants to drive the Chevelle when he visits from out of town.

chevguy65
Sep 5th, 08, 4:46 PM
Young women are always commenting on what a nice ride I am...err have.

cuisinartvette
Sep 5th, 08, 4:52 PM
Beaux nailed it, 99% of women could care less about your car only how you got it. They may say, :Boy, I like it" but what thay are thinking is, "If he could afford to buy that, wonder what he could afford for me?"
THey cant help it, its in their DNA-to be taken care of. Believe it

Cam
Sep 5th, 08, 4:59 PM
It reminds me of of George "Bad Boy" Kistanza on Seinfeld when he borrowed a '66 GTO.

The Deejay
Sep 5th, 08, 5:06 PM
Remember his hemmoroid cushion. The look on that girls face was priceless. Too funny.

70SSOBSESSION
Sep 5th, 08, 5:20 PM
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Alan
Sep 5th, 08, 5:58 PM
Fast cars may turn women on, but money turns them on FASTER! And unless you have the money to keep her turned on, you won't be hanging with her for long.

Why is it, women are always telling their man to sell their toys? Women want that MONEY you have tied up in that "junk".

Old cars (no matter the condition) = Guy must be poor
New exotic car = Guy must be rich
New exotic car + BIG titanium watch + all black clothing = Guy must be wealthy!!

:D

Rowdy
Sep 5th, 08, 6:10 PM
If only it really was the cars and not the money that the cars project.

Thats what turns these women on.....its not the cars, its the status those cars project about their owners. Met plenty a guy in life with a car that was fast and projected wealth and success.....and attracted women by the handfull....until those women found out where they lived (run down apartment) and that they were almost literally working to pay for a car. No savings, no real wealth, no retirement and guess what? Women left in a hurry.

This is why muscle cars generally dont bring this to the table. Women dont really understand what they are worth and what they cost when well done. The way to level out the playing field with this would be to start a campaign to get across that they take a good amount of money to do right and to maintain and can be made to be faster.

you can test this out if you want - go rent a high end car, make sure theres no tags pertaining to rental or anything. Do it for a week and see what you get. Play the rich guy in the car but then drive the chick out to eat at outback and take her home to your apartment with car parts in the kitchen. Guarantee they wont be back. Might call you to pick them up so they can pretend to have a rich man or portray that they are rich....but its all about the money and never about the car.


And this is a problem because........what?

The way I see it, it's a WIN, WIN situation. This was my exact mission for the better half of my life. Would still be, but I havent been able to get the current one to leave for going on 16 years now... Not for the lack of trying, but apparently it takes more than one acre of crap stuffed onto 1/2 acre of property, including parts in the living room that will require carbon dating to determine how long they've been there.

Of course, I have driven a big block Chevelle since the late 70's

FameSS-396
Sep 5th, 08, 6:21 PM
That leaves your Buick out then Andy.l:)

And your damm ugly old Truck! :)

Rowdy
Sep 5th, 08, 6:34 PM
Fast cars may turn women on, but money turns them on FASTER! And unless you have the money to keep her turned on, you won't be hanging with her for long.


A better, and more poignant, scientific study would be to determine what it takes to "turn them on" for a predetermined period.... say, a nice paint job and chrome rims = 5 hours.

Then you could pro-rate it from there.
interested = 1/2 hour
entertained= 4 hours
intercourse= 1/2 hour (without encore)
end of relationship

Now viagra might force you to step up to 20's and good exhaust

rchevellea
Sep 5th, 08, 6:41 PM
here are some photos of our local car shows and events with some local girls from around our city, please understand that yes some are euro cars but the models have to be nice to all car clubs here in town.... enjoy


http://www.southwestdrags.com/shows/2007/extreme/el_paso.htm

http://www.southwestdrags.com/races/2007/dezertdemonz/marchmadness/cruise/marchmadness_cruise_07.htm


http://www.southwestdrags.com/shows/2007/bigasscruise/swd_5year_cruise.htm

Peloose
Sep 5th, 08, 6:48 PM
Nice looking local girls, must be the water:D. Real nice cars too.

Andy69
Sep 5th, 08, 7:31 PM
here are some photos of our local car shows and events with some local girls from around our city, please understand that yes some are euro cars but the models have to be nice to all car clubs here in town.... enjoy


http://www.southwestdrags.com/shows/2007/extreme/el_paso.htm

http://www.southwestdrags.com/races/2007/dezertdemonz/marchmadness/cruise/marchmadness_cruise_07.htm


http://www.southwestdrags.com/shows/2007/bigasscruise/swd_5year_cruise.htm

holy frijoles!

MikeMalibu
Sep 5th, 08, 9:13 PM
It was sounding like Dr. Phil until Ryan posted. Glad he did ... nice cars.

rchevellea
Sep 7th, 08, 9:25 PM
im glad you guys like those, they are the norm at pretty much any and all car events, drags, shows, sand drags, car swap meets....so we see them alot and non of us really complain ....:)

mr 4 speed
Sep 7th, 08, 10:37 PM
do fast women turn cars on? :confused: ;) :D

prefectca
Sep 7th, 08, 11:32 PM
Watch this,

YouTube - Very Funny-wifes first ride in hot rod-1961falcon 460

Andy69
Sep 8th, 08, 12:20 AM
OMG Paul that was hillarious

Chris R
Sep 8th, 08, 2:56 AM
Does this explain why some may be single for so long while thier car is currently involved in a restoration? Good thing I have a gf.

cuisinartvette
Sep 8th, 08, 9:33 AM
Do they ever not talk, sheesh.

Beaux
Sep 8th, 08, 10:35 AM
here are some photos of our local car shows and events with some local girls from around our city, please understand that yes some are euro cars but the models have to be nice to all car clubs here in town.... enjoy




http://www.southwestdrags.com/shows/2007/extreme/amywonb.jpg

Thanks for the help in making my point. Picture is worth a thousand words....:D So, uh....whats a man gotta do to get in on that Zebra Tuning in Juarez Mexico? :confused:

I'd like to get my Zebra tuned.....he's not as fast at running coke in from Juarez as he used to be and my hot mamasita is on the verge of leaving me....I need to keep my Zebra fast. ;)

MEJ1990TM
Sep 8th, 08, 10:53 AM
If only it really was the cars and not the money that the cars project.

Thats what turns these women on.....its not the cars, its the status those cars project about their owners. Met plenty a guy in life with a car that was fast and projected wealth and success.....and attracted women by the handfull....until those women found out where they lived (run down apartment) and that they were almost literally working to pay for a car. No savings, no real wealth, no retirement and guess what? Women left in a hurry.

This is why muscle cars generally dont bring this to the table. Women dont really understand what they are worth and what they cost when well done. The way to level out the playing field with this would be to start a campaign to get across that they take a good amount of money to do right and to maintain and can be made to be faster.

you can test this out if you want - go rent a high end car, make sure theres no tags pertaining to rental or anything. Do it for a week and see what you get. Play the rich guy in the car but then drive the chick out to eat at outback and take her home to your apartment with car parts in the kitchen. Guarantee they wont be back. Might call you to pick them up so they can pretend to have a rich man or portray that they are rich....but its all about the money and never about the car.

Yet another enlightening, and insightful by that crazy Californian known as Beaux. :)

168 lbs of Philly Cheesesteak eating fury! :D

Beaux
Sep 8th, 08, 10:58 AM
168 lbs of Philly Cheesesteak eating fury! :D

Damn skippy.